One of my best friends is "Vegan" but every so often caves in to cake and scrambled eggs!
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Quote: David Chapman @ January 16, 2008, 8:53 PMProbably the pigs don't want to be compared with some "people".
Communists.
Are you calling the pigs communists?...
Quote: David Chapman @ January 16, 2008, 8:53 PMProbably the pigs don't want to be compared with some "people".
That is genius for SO many reasons.
Quote: zooo @ January 16, 2008, 8:56 PMAre you calling the pigs communists?...
No, the frogs are communists.
The pigs just think that some are more equal than others.
Groan!
The fact that I got that proves I have read a book!
I'm not defending flushing kittens down the pan, It's just that I'm old enough to have seen a mega shift in attitude toward many things/
In 1950 I was riding my bike with my dad's 410 single barrel shotgun strapped to the handle bars. PC Sledge, our local copper, stopped me, he asked if he could have a go, I nodded yes and gave him a shell, he aimed at a woodpidgeon by a field across the lane,he pulled the trigger, the bird exploded into feathers. He gave me back the gun, and congratulated my father on his choice of weapon.PC Sledge had taken part in the Normandy Landings on 'D Day' 6th June 1944.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 16, 2008, 8:56 PMGroan!
Has someone just inserted a 'sausage' into your person?
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 16, 2008, 8:56 PMI'm not defending flushing kittens down the pan, It's just that I'm old enough to have seen a mega shift in attitude toward many things/
In 1950 I was riding my bike with my dad's 410 single barrel shotgun strapped to the handle bars. PC Sledge, our local copper, stopped me, he asked if he could have a go, I nodded yes and gave him a shell, he aimed at a woodpidgeon by a field across the lane,he pulled the trigger, the bird exploded into feathers. He gave me back the gun, and congratulated my father on his choice of weapon.PC Sledge had taken part in the Normandy Landings on 'D Day' 6th June 1944.
Can I borrow the gun? There's a spider the size of my face at the top of my bedroom wall.
Quote: Aaron @ January 16, 2008, 8:57 PMHas someone just inserted a 'sausage' into your person?
Sorry, I'm on the fruit today Aaron. Would you like a finger of my pineapple?
Quote: Aaron @ January 16, 2008, 8:58 PMCan I borrow the gun? There's a spider the size of my face at the top of my bedroom wall.
Aaron! 
What are you going to do?!?
Again, I really feel there should be a service you can call, where a man will come round your house and catch the things for you. They'd make millions!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 16, 2008, 8:59 PMSorry, I'm on the fruit today Aaron. Would you like a finger of my pineapple?
How about a banana?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 16, 2008, 8:59 PMSorry, I'm on the fruit today Aaron. Would you like a finger of my pineapple?
I'm ok thanks.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 16, 2008, 9:02 PMHow about a banana?
EW!
Quote: zooo @ January 16, 2008, 9:00 PMAaron!
What are you going to do?!?
Shoot the fecker. Far too much stuff (read: DVDs) piled up on my desk underneath it to try and catch the bastard.
No one wants my pineapple fingers! All the more for me! 
At least they're not fish fingers.
Quote: Aaron @ January 16, 2008, 9:05 PMShoot the fecker. Far too much stuff (read: DVDs) piled up on my desk underneath it to try and catch the bastard.
One day kids will read that and think how unliberated mankind was before a spider became the first arthropod prime minister. 