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Quote: Shandonbelle @ January 28 2012, 11:30 AM GMT

I remember my dad coming home from work at the Posts and Telegraphs with his brown envelope full of cash, him and my mum would go off into the kitchen to open it, was a sort of secret ritual they had every week.

Dad hands over pay packet to Mum, who scrutinises the writing on it

MUM
It's twenty quid short again; you've been slacking off with that dolly bird again instead of doing your overtime!

DAD
No I haven't, Honest, they took off some more tax.

MUM
Well I don't believe you, so I'm docking your pocket money.

Mum hands Dad eight bob

DAD
owww, Doris, please... I can't even buy a pint with that

MUM
Let that be a lesson to you.

Was outside a little chinese restaurant in South end in a big crowd.

The restaurant had hired a dance troupe to dress up as dragons and dance about.

When they finished they took their costumes off. One mum turned to her little daughter and said

"I told you there was people in there and there was nothing to be scared of"

Seemed sweet.

Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2012, 5:25 PM GMT

Was outside a little chinese restaurant in South end in a big crowd.

The restaurant had hired a dance troupe to dress up as dragons and dance about.

When they finished they took their costumes off. One mum turned to her little daughter and said

"I told you there was people in there and there was nothing to be scared of"

Seemed sweet.

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Just walked a few miles with some neighbors through the greenbelt behind our neighbor. Peaceful, but a bit muddy. Saw several deer but refrained from shooting them with the revolver I brought in case we ran into coyotes or rabid hobos.

I need a dollar, dollar, dollar is what I need.

CANNOT GET THIS LINE OUT OF MY HEAD. Gah.

Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2012, 5:25 PM GMT

Was outside a little chinese restaurant in South end in a big crowd.

The restaurant had hired a dance troupe to dress up as dragons and dance about.

When they finished they took their costumes off. One mum turned to her little daughter and said

"I told you there was people in there and there was nothing to be scared of"

Seemed sweet.

A wee while ago I walked past a shop window that had a Chinese Waving Cat in it. There was a little girl on the street beaming and waving back at it. Too cute.

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 8:05 PM GMT

I need a dollar, dollar, dollar is what I need.

CANNOT GET THIS LINE OUT OF MY HEAD. Gah.

And now neither can I. Thanks zooo

Just made a giant pizza. Well three! I'm quite pleased with the dough/crust.

I tried to take a good photo but they just look like vomit.

Oopsie.
I could always replace it with another one if you'd prefer?
*looks through Aqua back catalogue*

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 8:13 PM GMT

Just made a giant pizza. Well three! I'm quite pleased with the dough/crust.

I tried to take a good photo but they just look like vomit.

I now both want a pizza and don't. Sick

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 8:14 PM GMT

Oopsie.
I could always replace it with another one if you'd prefer?
*looks through Aqua back catalogue*

Noooo, I promise to be good!

Actually, doing a faux cool shoulder dance move to the 'hey hey' bit has cheered me up. AJGO is feeling very sad about having to move :(

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 8:13 PM GMT

Just made a giant pizza. Well three! I'm quite pleased with the dough/crust.

I tried to take a good photo but they just look like vomit.

Do you have a giant oven?

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 8:13 PM GMT

Just made a giant pizza. Well three! I'm quite pleased with the dough/crust.

I have this thread bookmarked for future reference:

http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?&topic=6480.0

Quote: DaButt @ January 28 2012, 8:27 PM GMT

I have this thread bookmarked for future reference:

http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?&topic=6480.0

Nice one. :)

Quote: AJGO @ January 28 2012, 8:23 PM GMT

Do you have a giant oven?

It wasn't really a HUGE pizza. But I had to use a dinner tray instead of a plate.

Here's a photo BECAUSE IT TOOK ME AGES TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO UPLOAD IT DAMMIT!

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It looks like a contagious skin disease

Quote: lofthouse @ January 28 2012, 8:39 PM GMT

It looks like a contagious skin disease

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 8:13 PM GMT

I tried to take a good photo but they just look like vomit.

On my way home.

Pizza looks Lush Lee. Well jealous.

OK. Found a better way to upload pics...

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Quote: Gavin @ January 28 2012, 8:44 PM GMT

On my way home.

Pizza looks Lush Lee. Well jealous.

Thank you, Gav!

I went feckin' crazy and smothered it in cheese.

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