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Things you don't see much of these days Page 6

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 3:12 PM GMT

I was thinking more of...

"Good morning, madam, all the knowledge in the world can be yours simply through buying Wikipedia, which comes in just ten easy-to-read volumes."
"Really? Only ten volumes?"
"Yes. Oh sorry, I got that bit wrong... It's actually fifteen volumes."

(See why I didn't bother?)

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Gongs.

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 3:29 PM GMT

Wasn't that some girl who was like a day off her 16th birthday?

Still a crime in many states.

Sure, but he's not a proper paedo. I have standards!

"Oh what a difference a day makes..."

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 3:29 PM GMT

Wasn't that some girl who was like a day off her 16th birthday?

No that was Rob Lowe.

R Kelly was the one who had a relationship with a 13 year old girl then was found to have taped himself weeing on another 14 year old. He had pictures of underage girls naked in his house. He was found not guilty. Great, isn't it?

Quote: Rooface @ January 28 2012, 3:33 PM GMT

No that was Rob Lowe

R Kelly was the one who had a relationship with a 13 year old girl then was found to have taped himself weeing on another 14 year old. He had pictures of underage girls in his house. He was found not guilty. Great, isn't it?

Woaaah. Shit. Okay, paedo he is.
*adjusts her list*

I very much regret bringing this up now...

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 3:35 PM GMT

Woaaah. Shit. Okay, paedo he is.
*adjusts her list*

I very much regret bringing this up now...

He also illegally married Aaliyah when she was 12.

All a bit scary. :S

Quote: Rooface @ January 28 2012, 3:18 PM GMT

Shellsuits.

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Quote: Rooface @ January 28 2012, 3:37 PM GMT

He also illegally married Aaliyah when she was 12.

How odd.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 28 2012, 3:38 PM GMT
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Actually I am wrong. A couple of years ago, a friend managed to track down a place selling them as he needed one for a bad taste ball.

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 3:39 PM GMT

How odd.

It's amazing what you learn at 3am watching E.

R Kelly married Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 27, they put that she was 18 on the certificate. Lots of people felt the adult content he wrote for her songs was hugely inappropriate.

Ah. Is she the one that died in a plane crash?

Quote: AJGO @ January 28 2012, 3:42 PM GMT

R Kelly married Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 27, they put that she was 18 on the certificate. Lots of people felt the adult content he wrote for her songs was hugely inappropriate.

Ah I is corrected.

Still, dirty git.

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 3:44 PM GMT

Ah. Is she the one that died in a plane crash?

Yup

Quote: Rooface @ January 28 2012, 3:44 PM GMT

Ah I is corrected.

Still, dirty git.

Yup

I was really enjoying this thread till the paedo talk crept in....you don't see many threads these days where the word paedo doesn't crop up, except maybe in the Introductions thread, we do have standards to maintain after all Pleased

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