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Things you don't see much of these days Page 3

Quote: Badge @ January 28 2012, 2:15 PM GMT

Great new threads on the BCG.

You just wait until I unveil... 'Is Cancer All In The Mind?', 'What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Masturbated To?' and the 'I'm Not A Racist, But...' threads. You'll be eating your words then, possibly in my new 'Things I Regret Saying' thread.

Quote: DaButt @ January 28 2012, 2:33 PM GMT

Do they actually collect rags and bones?

No, they used to collect old bits of furniture and housewares that people used to no longer want. They've been replaced by the council and recycling centres.

I think there are already dozens of "I'm not a racist, but" threads.

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 2:35 PM GMT

my new 'Things I Regret Saying' thread.

Cool, can we put this thread in there? :P

I tell you what, you don't see many black or Asian police officers thesedays...

Oh sorry, my mistake, no-one's ever seen many black or Asian police officers.

(Has anyone ever seen an Oriental police officer in this country, out of interest? Or are they all working plain-clothed, undercover, infiltrating the Triad like Bruce Lee?)

Never seen a black professional snooker player

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 2:37 PM GMT

Cool, can we put this thread in there? :P

Why you....! Angry

*shakes fist in style of Laurel & Hardy bartender*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 2:37 PM GMT

No, they used to collect old bits of furniture and housewives that people used to no longer want.

Then they did a very sterling job, imo.

Quote: lofthouse @ January 28 2012, 2:44 PM GMT

Never seen a black professional snooker player

Sorry, but that's for the 'I've Never Seen...' thread. (The most common entry in that being, of course, "a real, live naked woman".)

I've changed the title. Don't hate me. :$

Speaking of BCG favourite Ricky Gervais, on one of his podcasts, Karl said 'you don't see any oriental homeless people'.

Quote: Badge @ January 28 2012, 2:37 PM GMT

I think there are already dozens of "I'm not a racist, but" threads.

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 2:46 PM GMT

Sorry, but that's for the 'I've Never Seen...' thread. (The most common entry in that being, of course, "a real, live naked woman".)

I've seen plenty of those thank you. That is if you allow me to include through my binoculars?

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 2:46 PM GMT

I've changed the title. Don't hate me. :$

You don't see Badge saying that he doesn't see thread titles called 'Things you don't see much of thesedays...' anymore.

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 2:46 PM GMT

I've changed the title. Don't hate me. :$

It's OK, zooo, I don't blame you for succumbing to pressure from "The Man". Unimpressed

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