Things that piss you off Page 842

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 26 2012, 12:40 PM GMT

Immediately, my brain becomes filled with images of leaving everything and everyone behind and immigrating somewhere hot and beautiful - where I can smoke in bars, own guns and have my pick of the senioritas ...

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Nowt stopping you from moving to Cambodia, where you can own guns, smoke whatever wherever, drink cheap cold beer and become a reprobate lecher. Unfortunately it tends to attract some of the most impecunious dregs of society from the West. But if you enjoy the company of alcoholic whoring loser stoners who get off on firing guns, go for it.

This.

Quote: Kenneth @ January 28 2012, 7:09 AM GMT

Nowt stopping you from moving to Cambodia, where you can own guns, smoke whatever wherever, drink cheap cold beer and become a reprobate lecher. Unfortunately it tends to attract some of the most impecunious dregs of society from the West. But if you enjoy the company of alcoholic whoring loser stoners who get off on firing guns, go for it.

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A whole country: slammed!

Quote: Kenneth @ January 28 2012, 7:09 AM GMT

Nowt stopping you from moving to Cambodia, where you can own guns, smoke whatever wherever, drink cheap cold beer and become a reprobate lecher. Unfortunately it tends to attract some of the most impecunious dregs of society from the West. But if you enjoy the company of alcoholic whoring loser stoners who get off on firing guns, go for it.

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I bet it's the usual 'nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there'. I think there's a company over there who set up fun days including blowing up water buffalo with an RPG (rocket propelled grenade).

Still, when I'm stood in the queue at Sainsburys or waiting for a bus in the rain - I'm ususually surrounded by the most impecunious dregs of society from the West anyways. Except I'm also cold, miserable and sober.

Good advice Kenneth, I will keep it in mind.

Quote: Kenneth @ January 28 2012, 7:09 AM GMT

But if you enjoy the company of alcoholic whoring loser stoners who get off on firing guns, go for it.

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I've never read anything that sums up one of my parents evenings better.

FFS! One of those online backup storage companies I have used for years has been sold to a different company, now I can't access my files. What a load of shit.

Cloud computing the future? I hope not.

Never mind. I'm back in to my account!

Long live Cloud computing!

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 1:20 PM GMT

FFS! One of those online backup storage companies I have used for years

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How much stuff do you have? I can fit my entire life on a USB stick.

Only 2GB worth of documents, photos and drawings. They're not the type of files I need constant access to. They're mostly old scripts and drawings I did as a teenager.

Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 1:26 PM GMT

They're mostly old scripts and drawings I did as a teenager.

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Weren't most of those drawings in the gents?

They weren't that witty.

I'll tell you what's pissing me off no end at the moment - Facebook Philosophers. Every time I log in, one of my idiot friends has posted up something that is supposed to be insightful and all knowing - which they've just copied from somewhere else - in an attempt to be deep and meaningful and intelligent.

Usually it's something to do with karma or giving or realising your inner potential like - the meaning of life is to find your gift, the purpose of life is to give it away. What a load of utter nonscensical bollox.

And don't get me started on the Chinese proverb motherf**kers - it is better to spread butter on the toast and not toast on the butter, etc.

Twunts!

Haahaa totally.

Quote: roscoff @ January 27 2012, 8:27 PM GMT

Can I have your babies?

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For medical experiments?

Why is it that things that specifically list themselves as FREE on the internet, you inevitably always have to end up paying for?

THIS POST IF FREE FOR 30 DAYS.

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Quote: Lee @ January 28 2012, 9:28 PM GMT

THIS POST IF FREE FOR 30 DAYS.

AFTER THE TRIAL PERIOD THERE IS A SUBSCRIPTION FEE OF £29.99P/M. YOU CAN OPT OUT OF THIS TRIAL AT ANY TIME, ALTHOUGH WE WONT MAKE IT EASY. NO FUCKING WAY. TO CANCEL YOUR ACCOUNT PLEASE DIAL THIS PREMIUM NUMBER WERE YOU WILL BE PUT ON HOLD FOREVER. YOU CAN ALSO APPLY FOR CANCELLATION ON LINE FOR FREE. BUT NO FUCKER HERE WILL EVER CHECK THE EMAIL. SO DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. BY THE WAY, WHILST YOU'RE READING THESE T&C I'M CLIMBING IN THROUGH YOUR BATHROOM WINDOW, WHERE I WILL PEE INTO YOUR WASH BASIN AND WIPE MY PENIS ON YOUR FLANNELS. IF I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH TIME I WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR BEDROOM AND SNIFF YOUR WIFE'S DIRTY KNICKERS, WHILST MASTURBATING ON YOUR BED. IF I'M FEELING REALLY LUCKY, I WILL CREEP DOWNSTAIRS AND HEAD FOR THE KITCHEN WHERE I WILL RAID YOUR FRIDGE AND MAKE MYSELF A SANDWICH. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HAM. THAT'S OKAY, I WILL HAVE CHEESE BECAUSE I SEE YOU HAVE THAT NICE CHUTNEY YOU GOT ON HOLIDAY WHILST YOU WERE IN THE COTSWOLD... OH, SHIT THE DOG HAS SEEN ME... HAHA THAT TICKLES! HE'S LICKING THE SEAMAN OFF MY TROUSERS FROM WHEN I MASTURBATED OVER YOUR PANTIES EARLIER. OK BEFORE I LEAVE I WILL JUST SNEEZE IN YOUR BISCUIT TIN AND COUGH IN YOUR BUTTER AND BECAUSE I LIKE YOU I WILL TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE. OK, I WILL LEAVE NOW. WILL SEE YOU IN COURT WHEN YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE SUBSCRIPTION PAYMENTS. CHOW XXX

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Knew I shouldn't have signed up with that estate agency