In all your time on this planet what is your most embarassing moment ever?
Peace out.
Your most embarassing moment...
You think I'm going to tell the world?
Most embarassing moment that you'd tell someone.
Only when I was at a house party and laughed so hard I farted right at the moment everyone else was silent. The only way out of it was to pretend I did it on purpose so did another one.
Later I cried myself to sleep!
OK then..........
No not that one.
Well, it made me laugh.
I used to think that those signs saying "Passengers may alight here" on platforms meant that people could hop of the train for 5 minutes to have a quick fag.
There was a time when I was a football referee. I blew the whistle to start the game, collided with someone and went flying in the mud dropping my whistle. I found it and blew to stop and restart the game.
Afterwards I realised that I was targetted by a policeman playing for one of the teams because I'd booked him in a previous game.
Quote: zooo @ January 16, 2008, 8:43 PM
Well, it made me laugh.
(That means ditto.)
Quote: David Chapman @ January 16, 2008, 8:50 PMAfterwards I realised that I was targetted by a policeman playing for one of the teams because I'd booked him in a previous game.
Ah, the police. Ever fair, impartial and trustworthy. 
Or thritto.
I can't think of one I'd be willing to share.
I fall over a lot. But that's not as good as farting at a party.
Quote: zooo @ January 16, 2008, 8:53 PMBut that's not as good as farting at a party.
Is anything?
I don't think so.
Unless... farting at a funeral?
Nah, that'd just be a bit awkward. A party seems far funnier.
A gentle breeze moves through the chruch............PARP....
It would work for me if it was the priest.