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I thought art house chicks just meant women who can read and that.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 28 2012, 12:45 AM GMT

The older ones who've turned their backs on their roots and work for all the media companies in Wardour Street do wash. They still have the pretensions but have lost the purple hair, nose rings and aversion to soap.

Clearly none of you guys went to art school. I did a degree in fine art and there were some ridiculously good looking girls there, none of which were strangers to a shower. I remember very well a mate of mine who'd studied IT coming to my final year exhibition and exclaiming, in the most morose way, "I really chose the wrong subject".

Quote: David Bussell @ January 28 2012, 12:54 AM GMT

Clearly none of you guys went to art school. chose the wrong subject".

No we all have jobs.

Quote: Gavin @ January 28 2012, 12:55 AM GMT

No we all have jobs.

I have one of those also, but I have grown too fat from the riches. One more week and I will retire to devote myself fully to my newest pursuit - punching the face off all my dissenters!

Quote: David Bussell @ January 28 2012, 1:03 AM GMT

I have one of those also, but I have grown too fat from the riches. One more week and I will retire to devote myself fully to my newest pursuit - punching the face off all my dissenters!

You have an art degree?

I think Leevil dissented you twice.

Quote: Gavin @ January 28 2012, 1:04 AM GMT

You have an art degree?

Sure. Chicks dig it.

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 1:04 AM GMT

I think Leevil dissented you twice.

:O

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2012, 1:04 AM GMT

I think Leevil dissented you twice.

He did? Evidence! I shall demand satisfaction!

Quote: David Bussell @ January 28 2012, 1:07 AM GMT

He did? Evidence! I shall demand satisfaction!

*lubes up*

I will burn this thread to the ground! With my mind!

Quote: David Bussell @ January 28 2012, 1:07 AM GMT

Sure. Chicks dig it.

Well I never knew that. Everyday is a school day.

Quote: Gavin @ January 28 2012, 1:09 AM GMT

Well I never knew that. Everyday is a school day.

Class is in session! I'm up for at least another hour burning DVDs and drinking vodka. Anyone else have something they'd like to learn. I'll be waiting in General General...

I'll think of something...

You think of nothing!

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