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Things that piss you off Page 841

Was it a message from God?

What's his email?

Quote: zooo @ January 27 2012, 2:37 PM GMT

Was it a message from God?

What's his email?

Oh, zooo.

Quote: zooo @ January 27 2012, 2:37 PM GMT

What's his email?

lusciouslips@hotmail.com

Wasn't she in MASH?

Quote: zooo @ January 27 2012, 2:50 PM GMT

Wasn't she in MASH?

Hotlips pfff Rolling eyes

TTPYO : People who like\pretend to like things BECAUSE other people don't.

(I want to make the clear distinction here that I don't include People whol like stuff AND other people don't).

Normally muso snob types.

I don't come around here often, but when I do I always like to make it count

Laughing out loud

Quote: dannyjb1 @ January 27 2012, 5:16 PM GMT

TTPYO : People who like\pretend to like things BECAUSE other people don't.

(I want to make the clear distinction here that I don't include People whol like stuff AND other people don't).

Normally muso snob types.

I don't come around here often, but when I do I always like to make it count

Laughing out loud

Are you done snotting everywhere? Did you get curry like I told you to? I bet not.

Quote: Rooface @ January 27 2012, 5:24 PM GMT

Are you done snotting everywhere?

Can I have your babies?

Quote: roscoff @ January 27 2012, 8:27 PM GMT

Can I have your babies?

Sure, just check behind the bins as Tescos.

(no offence)

Quote: David Bussell @ January 28 2012, 1:59 AM GMT

Sure, just check behind the bins as Tescos.

(no offence)

See? Foot-noting a subtle indemnifier like this could have saved me having to fork out £100 quid per week as part of various ongoing damages settlements awarded against me for libelling writers of bawdy BBC 3 sitcoms.

Damn you and your cunning, Bussell!

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 2:29 AM GMT

See? Foot-noting a subtle indemnifier like this could have saved me having to fork out £100 quid per week as part of various ongoing damages settlements awarded against me for libelling writers of bawdy BBC 3 sitcoms.

Damn you and your cunning, Bussell!

You've always been one emotcon away from greatness, Walker.

Is there an emoticon representing 'existential despair'? Pirate

Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 2:34 AM GMT

Is there an emoticon representing 'existential despair'? Pirate

Sure...

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No, no, no... That emoticon represents: "I've just seen Justin Lee Collins walking towards me, with an expression on his face which suggests he's going to try and enlist me in his quest to 'Bring Back... The Tomorrow People'."

Good times!

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Quote: Tim Walker @ January 28 2012, 2:49 AM GMT

No, no, no... That emoticon represents: "I've just seen Justin Lee Collins walking towards me, with an expression on his face which suggests he's going to try and enlist me in his quest to 'Bring Back... The Tomorrow People'."

Good times!

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I always mix those two up. Here's a picture of a beheaded sex doll to make up for my error :O

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