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**WARNING** Ladies if you get approached by anyone at petrol station trying to give you a 'business card' ........don't take it. There is a drug on the card that won't work straight away but then they follow you till it does. It has happened locally and recently. This has come from a friend who is a police woman. Please stay safe.xxxx

It was posted by a nice lady friend of mine and I when I asked her where she had got this warning, she said she copy and pasted it from another friend's status.

I then explained it was an urban myth and that she shouldn't be afraid to go to the petrol station.

She then came back and said her friend of a friend was told this by the local CID. I then had to explain again that her friend was mistaken.

(Oh and not to use the diesel pumps, he targets women who buy diesel.)

I don't usually lick business cards myself.

I told her to type in 'drugged business cards' and 'burundanga' into Google. It's a very well known hoax, but it dosen't stop people from developing irrational fears.

I like the one about the guy being drugged and waking up in a bath of ice with a note saying his talent had been removed.

He went on to front a band called Coldplay.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 27 2012, 5:23 PM GMT

**WARNING** Ladies if you get approached by anyone at petrol station trying to give you a 'business card' ........don't take it. There is a drug on the card that won't work straight away but then they follow you till it does. It has happened locally and recently. This has come from a friend who is a police woman. Please stay safe.xxxx

It was posted by a nice lady friend of mine and I when I asked her where she had got this warning, she said she copy and pasted it from another friend's status.

I then explained it was an urban myth and that she shouldn't be afraid to go to the petrol station.

She then came back and said her friend of a friend was told this by the local CID. I then had to explain again that her friend was mistaken.

(Oh and not to use the diesel pumps, he targets women who buy diesel.)

Just because they've rumbled you!

Quote: Chappers @ January 27 2012, 5:30 PM GMT

Just because they've rumbled you!

No, I drive around at night with my headlights off. First person to flash me is the one that dies.

Angry

Ha, that happens in a book I just read.

I feel extremely stupid asking this, but, could someone please explain to me which bits on the Pythagorean pyramid add up to ten? I know it's 1,2,3,4, but I can't find pics and I can't mentally picture it

Quote: AJGO @ January 27 2012, 5:46 PM GMT

I feel extremely stupid asking this, but, could someone please explain to me which bits on the Pythagorean pyramid add up to ten? I know it's 1,2,3,4, but I can't find pics and I can't mentally picture it

Cor, you don't even know that, what a thicko.

Huh?

Isn't the base a square - so presumably if every side had a value of 1, then the base would be 4 and two sides would be worth 3 each. That's only a guess, as I am well retarded at maths.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 27 2012, 5:51 PM GMT

Cor, you don't even know that, what a thicko.

Huh?

Isn't the base a square - so presumably if every side had a value of 1, then the base would be 4 and two sides would be worth 3 each. That's only a guess, as I am well retarded at maths.

Teary :P

I am properly unable to understand maths. It's humiliating how utterly inept I am at really basic ideas.

But I was under the impression that it was ten because there are bits that are 1,2,3 & 4. But I don't know what those bits are. My head is getting upset.

Quote: AJGO @ January 27 2012, 5:46 PM GMT

I feel extremely stupid asking this, but, could someone please explain to me which bits on the Pythagorean pyramid add up to ten? I know it's 1,2,3,4, but I can't find pics and I can't mentally picture it

Guns! Pythagoras! What the Hell kind of book are you writing? Huh? Huh? Huh?

We need billwill...stat!

Mwahaha, I'm going to assassinate Pythagoras and then there will be No More Triangles!

Quote: keewik @ January 27 2012, 5:59 PM GMT

Guns! Pythagoras! What the Hell kind of book are you writing? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

It's a new thriller under her male pen name of Dan Brown.

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