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Quote: zooo @ January 27 2012, 10:29 AM GMT

'Wilderness Oak' is an ace name by the way.)

This area of San Antonio is called Stone Oak, so we're awash in oak names: Wilderness Oak, Hardy Oak, etc.

There's a golf course across the street so my neighborhood is also full of golf-themed street names: Fairway Bridge, Sand Wedge, Desert Links. I live on Fairway Canyon. Most of my friends live on Beaver Creek; it's always good for a laugh.

Teehee.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 27 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

PASSED MY DRIVING TEST. Yep.

Congrats. Now gas up the car and head to that Magic Roundabout to see what you're really made of.

Quote: DaButt @ January 27 2012, 3:15 PM GMT

Congrats. Now gas up the car and head to that Magic Roundabout to see what you're really made of.

I learnt to drive round that roundabout... it's not that bad.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 27 2012, 3:20 PM GMT

I learnt to drive round that roundabout

Around Ells around. Round is a shape tsk! I blame the teachers. And well done Scats just let me know when you're driving and I'll stay at home :P

I've driven half a million miles over the last 33 years and it would make me weep like a little girl.

Quote: DaButt @ January 27 2012, 3:35 PM GMT

I've driven half a million miles over the last 33 years and it would make me weep like a little girl.

Not very good at map reading?

Quote: DaButt @ January 27 2012, 3:35 PM GMT

I've driven half a million miles over the last 33 years and it would make me weep like a little girl.

America is frikkin' huge! You could fit England something like five times into DaButt's home state.

If I'm in a car for more then two hours, I start to get antsy. So don't choose me for any upcoming road trips unless you've got one of those massive RVs with a kitchen and a crapper.

I believe DaButt admitted to driving a "Korean plastic piece of shit." To save on petrol costs, some times I think he's f**king with us. And sometimes I fear he is a North Korean internet infilitrator spying on decadent Western comedy.

Quote: roscoff @ January 27 2012, 3:34 PM GMT

Around Ells around. Round is a shape tsk! I blame the teachers. And well done Scats just let me know when you're driving and I'll stay at home :P

I nearly write around and everyfink.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 27 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

PASSED MY DRIVING TEST. Yep.

WELL DONE!

Quote: Lee @ January 26 2012, 7:45 PM GMT

Why is soup so god-dammed filling?!

The pyloric sphincter valve at the bottom of the stomach holds back food in order to release digestive juices. Wash down a meal with a glass water and the water passes straight through the pyloric sphincter valve, whereas the water content of soup stays in your stomach filling it up longer.

When your stomach is empty a hormone called ghrelin is released and registered by your hypothalamus as, "Eat, you are hungry!" However, a stretched stomach full of soup delays ghrelin from being released and turns off the appetite signal keeping you satisfied longer.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 27 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

PASSED MY DRIVING TEST. Yep.

Excellent News, now what would be the perfect scatters-mobile?

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Quote: dannyjb1 @ January 27 2012, 5:18 PM GMT

Excellent News, now what would be the perfect scatters-mobile?

My online daughter learns to drive, she gets praise.

I tell you I plan to learn to drive and you call the local radio station to warn them to clear the roads.

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