Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2012, 10:07 AM GMTTTPME - When I dream all night so my brain doesn't feel like it's had a rest as I've been fighting dragons and watching people die all night.
It wasn't me I'm a good Dragon.
Things that piss you off Page 839
I just transferred £50 to my Dad. Turns out it was the wrong bank account. It was in fact the bank that he is currently disputing a overdraft fee with.
Quote: Lee @ January 26 2012, 11:17 PM GMTI just transferred £50 to my Dad. Turns out it was the wrong bank account. It was in fact the bank that he is currently disputing a overdraft fee with.
Damn! Sorry mate. That would piss me off aswell. 
Should've being turned into 'should of'
That is painful.
Quote: Oldrocker @ January 27 2012, 12:19 AM GMTShould've being turned into 'should of'
Ditto. Grrr!
And nuc-U- lear instead of nuclear.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 26 2012, 2:47 PM GMTI hope he doesn't bugger off as well. I enjoy his rants and though I may not always agree with what he has to say (he is Northern after all), I do respect that he has the cajones to stand up for his obviously misguided opinions.
This place is already getting scarily close to Mums.net, can't let it go full menstrual.
Actually I'm a Londoner, but I take being called a Northener as the highest compliment. Northern women are better looking, more interesting and better in bed than Southern women and Northern men are much more likely to nut you and work you over with the boot than stab you, which at least gives you a fighting chance.
The only thing that's not better up North is the food and the weather - and the asbestos - which is why I don't live there.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 27 2012, 12:35 AM GMTActually I'm a Londoner, but I take being called a Northener as the highest compliment. Northern women are better looking, more interesting and better in bed than Southern women and Northern men are much more likely to nut you and work you over with the boot than stab you, which at least gives you a fighting chance.
The only thing that's not better up North is the food and the weather - and the asbestos - which is why I don't live there.
Your pretty much spot on.
Although food is only fuel for the body to consume to stay functional, why its held in such high regard is beyond me.
Yorkshire Puddings state otherwise. Unless Yorkshire Puddings refer to Northern women's breasts then your theory still stands.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 27 2012, 12:35 AM GMTActually I'm a Londoner
Then why do you look like you've escaped from an Oasis Tribute band?
Agree with you about the Northern women though.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 26 2012, 12:40 PM GMTOne of the all time things to piss me off ever, happened again last night. Watching the lottery draw in my squalid little flat with ticket in hand and the first two numbers drawn out of the machine match two numbers on my ticket.
Immediately, my brain becomes filled with images of leaving everything and everyone behind and immigrating somewhere hot and beautiful - where I can smoke in bars, own guns and have my pick of the senioritas - when the inevitable happens. The next four numbers drawn don't come anywhere near what I have on my ticket.
The pain of this is tangible and sensitively evoked. It's why I don't do the lottery. Apart from the odds, which are longer than being killed in a plane crash, by lightning or falling out of bed. And about 300 times longer than being killed at work.
You're better off saving those pound coins for something useful, or sharpening the edges and throwing them at Chelsea players.
I have customers who come into the shop and repeatedly cash in scratch cards only to buy more with the winnings. 
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 27 2012, 1:15 AM GMTYou're better off saving those pound coins for something useful, or sharpening the edges and throwing them at Chelsea players.
It is a complete mugs game, but it is the only gambling I do and I've the highly mistaken and completely egotistical view that the Universe has destined me for some form of greatness.
And when I win the occassional £10, I go 'weeeeeee!'.
Quote: Lee @ January 26 2012, 2:47 PM GMTNo offence Ruby, but not everyone can be expected to like you. Which is fair enough, I think you'll agree.
Of course I don't expect all of you to worship me!
Zooo would lose her place as deity. 
Quote: Lee @ January 27 2012, 1:21 AM GMTI have customers who come into the shop and repeatedly cash in scratch cards only to buy more with the winnings.
That's nothing new.
Along with bringing in about 50 old tickets and asking you to check them all as the queue builds.
Quote: Rooface @ January 27 2012, 1:29 AM GMTOf course I don't expect all of you to worship me!
Zooo would lose her place as deity.
Pff. That's a long time gone.