Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2012, 11:47 AM GMTEllie's boyfriend (Mr JP) is running 45 miles on Friday night. He is a mental.
He probably left the decimal point out to sound more impressive. That's what I do. E.g. my penis is 35 cms long.
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There's a man here with a very petite head. I could reach over and hold most of it in my hand. I won't, though.
Quote: chipolata @ January 26 2012, 11:51 AM GMTThere's a man here with a very petite head. I could reach over and hold most of it in my hand. I won't, though.
Please do. 
Quote: chipolata @ January 26 2012, 11:51 AM GMTThere's a man here with a very petite head. I could reach over and hold most of it in my hand. I won't, though.
People have told you before Chip... you DO NOT have very big hands just a very small whing whang!
Quote: Rooface @ January 26 2012, 11:52 AM GMTPlease do.
No, I'd get a verbal warning for inappropiate behaviour towards small-headed men.
Quote: Marc P @ January 26 2012, 11:53 AM GMTPeople have told you before Chip... you DO NOT have very big hands just a very small whing whang!
Awwww don't listen to him Chip. It's not small. Just thin.
At least you can use it to keep your page in Marc's book. 
what a funny strange thing to see, my mind is reeling!
Quote: Marc P @ January 26 2012, 11:53 AM GMTPeople have told you before Chip... you DO NOT have very big hands just a very small whing whang!
Whing whang? Is that a real word?
Quote: chipolata @ January 26 2012, 12:03 PM GMTWhing whang? Is that a real word?
Not sure I'll Google!
Wing Wang - childish name for penis. I think my added aitches add some gravitas.
Wet Wang is a village isn't it?
I have 32 followers on Twitter.
The parody account I run has over 100.
This saddens me.
who are you on twitter?
I'll follow you!
Quote: TopBanana @ January 26 2012, 2:56 PM GMTI have 32 followers on Twitter.
The parody account I run has over 100.
This saddens me.
Wait. You have two? Which one am I following?
I have only eight on twitter 
sootyj - you already follow my real account!
Lee - so do you!
The parody account is, well...not for family viewing.
Quote: dellas @ January 26 2012, 3:29 PM GMT
Let me know who you are, sexy, and I'll follow you.