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Quote: catskillz @ November 13 2011, 11:46 PM GMT

Not long after my Grandfather died, when I was 15, I had a dream one night in which I was the only person in my house, sat in my sitting room, and suddenly I heard someone running down the stairs really fast. I remember sitting up, bracing myself for what I thought was going to be an attack by a burglar, then the door burst open and my Grandfather ran in, wearing the same pyjamas and dressing gown that he had died in, in hospital, and he ran right up to me shouting, "Nooooooooo!!" in my face, until I woke up. Freaked the life out of me.

:O

It might not have been sinister, he could have just been busy sorting out afterlife stuff and then seen the football results or something?

I had a weird dream last night that I got two pups but one of them was only the size of a 10p piece, and it was running around. The other one was just pooing everywhere.

The only thing worse than hearing about other people's dream is having them.
Best to get shitfaced by the time Paxman is on and you won't remember a thing the next morning.

Psychic covens based in tea packing plants. Bulgarian cinemas. Having to extract Peaches Geldof from a band of vampire hunters.

Quote: zooo @ April 14 2010, 10:07 PM GMT

I woke myself up laughing the other night. Johnny Ball's wheelie trainers caught fire. It was quite the spectacle.

I want this dream again please!

I used to dream in 2d. Now I don't dream, I don't sleep to often so got a new thing where I blink and 30 minutes disappears. Or I just turn off for an hour.

Oh wow dreams! thanks Zooo, I have aregular one where I'm chased in the middle of the night by wolves, usually down the high street no one ever about, wake up gasping for breath my heart pounding! Eh?

Haven't had a scary dream for a while. (Hope that doesn't mean I'll have one tonight...) Huh?

:) Eat cheese and chocolate, and maybe a spicy bratwurst washed down with red wine and vimto.

And a 'Night Nurse' tablet.

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2012, 11:15 PM GMT

Haven't had a scary dream for a while. (Hope that doesn't mean I'll have one tonight...) Huh?

Watch 'IT' then 28 days later and then Bambi. Nightmares a Go Go.

Eep.

Quote: zooo @ January 25 2012, 11:28 PM GMT

Eep.

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You bugger.

I dream every night.They are so strange so it's not something I can relate back to every day life to understand them.

I woke up with 'Albert the Fifth Musketeer' (kids TV show from early 90s) on my brain. Haven't thought about it for years, but will be singing theme tune all day

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