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Your sex life in 2012 Page 5

Starting to think ther might be something to this.

Quote: Timbo @ January 10 2012, 10:51 PM GMT

From Tolkien's translation of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight:

"The lady longed to look at this knight; and from her closet she came with many comely maidens."
:)

In the past twenty four hours I have had three 'comely maidens' suggest meeting for a drink...

O dear. The only book I could reach without too much effort was sitting under half a ream of printer paper. I grabbed it and it was The Calling Card Script by Paul Ashton. Page 45 is the starter page for section 2. It contains only two words, The Beginning, no full stop, not really a sentence. Other than that, it's a blank page.

Hahaha - just tried again.

"You will keep your thoughts clean, pure and away from wicked subjects that will corrupt you morally". Virginia Andrews - Flowers in the Attic

That couldn't be further from the truth looking at my sex life for this year so far.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 13 2012, 12:29 PM GMT

Hahaha - just tried again.

"You will keep your thoughts clean, pure and away from wicked subjects that will corrupt you morally". Virginia Andrews - Flowers in the Attic

That couldn't be further from the truth looking at my sex life for this year so far.

Just 13 days in ?

I have a very healthy 3 times a day sex life.

Morning, when you get home and last thing at night?
We need more details. (But not too many.)

Basically, yes. When we wake up, when we get home, and sleep time. Sometime we miss out the when we get home one, as food is more important.

Surely you could combine the two? *Has naughty thoughts of Ellie between two hot dog buns, smothered in onions.* :)

I find having sex just before you go to the pub on a Friday / Saturday night spoils the evening.

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2012, 1:47 PM GMT

Morning, when you get home and last thing at night?
We need more details. (But not too many.)

no, no the more the better...

Quote: EllieJP @ January 13 2012, 1:45 PM GMT

I have a very healthy 3 times a day sex life.

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Quote: Timbo @ January 13 2012, 2:25 PM GMT

no, no the more the better...

I would like to support this post.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 13 2012, 1:45 PM GMT

I have a very healthy 3 times a day sex life.

Me too.

O, wait. Do you mean with someone else?

"Weeks of sleep deprivation caused by endless middle of the night feeding is bound to hamper bonding and enjoyment of your baby." - Gina Ford, The Contented Little Baby Book.

EEK!

The nearest I've got to sex this year was when the girl at work bent down to pick something up and her trousers were so low I could virtually see her anus

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