Just said the following to my attractive, blonde 20-something colleague...
"Apparently the more you bend the stiffer it gets"
I won't spoil it by revealing the context but I did blush a little. 
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Quote: AJGO @ January 25 2012, 1:16 PM GMTI think it may have been in disguise, it was reading a newspaper with just the one eye-hole cut out
I just had my photograph rejected three times by a dating site.
Has anyone else had a more tragic day?
Put your willy away and try again.
Quote: zooo @ January 25 2012, 7:45 PM GMTPut your willy away and try again.
I knew that joke was coming, but I didn't expect it from a sweet young thing like you zooo.
Shame on you.
Hurraaay! Fantastic Mr. Fox is back! 2 months since we last saw him - we thought he was dead. Naturally he was rewarded with the remains of a tin of ham ( what else can you do when he stares pleadingly in the window?). Sorry Renegade (Oh, no, I'm not!)
Aw, that's good to hear!
Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2012, 6:08 AM GMTDamn you Will Cam, I love those songs and want to play them now.
But it's 6am and I'll wake the neighbours.
And now I want to play "Wouldn't it be nice to get on with your neighbours"
Double damn you!
I'm not going to be able to get everything in but I like most of those suggested anyway so they are in the pending tray for a future show. 
Ben Folds Five recording a new album together?
Can it be truuuuue?
Quote: Tuumble @ January 25 2012, 9:28 PM GMTI'm not going to be able to get everything in but I like most of those suggested anyway so they are in the pending tray for a future show.
Yay 
Quote: zooo @ January 25 2012, 10:12 PM GMTBen Folds Five recording a new album together?
Can it be truuuuue?
Not one of your favourite bands, I trust? 
Ellie's boyfriend (Mr JP) is running 45 miles on Friday night. He is a mental.
I'm only doing 5 miles....
....walking......
....in July.
*is weak*
Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2012, 11:47 AM GMTEllie's boyfriend (Mr JP) is running 45 miles on Friday night. He is a mental.
Make sure he remembers to turn around at 22.5