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Who do you fancy? Page 735

Quote: Nogget @ January 23 2012, 10:15 AM GMT

Usually large? Did she deflate them on weekends?

Sorry! Not with it today! Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ January 23 2012, 8:11 AM GMT

Miranda has a very full figure in a classical Monroesque way.

Just looked her up your friends are nuts or possibly gay, she's lovely.

In Britain, this lady is considered attractive -

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In America, this lady is considered unattractive -

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I think I know which value system I subscribe too.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 23 2012, 11:29 AM GMT

I think I know which value system I subscribe too.

The one with the biggest norks?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 23 2012, 11:31 AM GMT

The one with the biggest norks?

Nope, Miranda has big norks and I wouldn't shag her with your lady cock. ;)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we are not all 'good looking' so there has to be enough of us 'normal/average' types to pair up with!

I like people with some intelligence, that are not reactionary, and share a similar sense of humour.
:P
Jeremy Paxman is hot!

There are 'piss pads' for men, when they get embarrassing wet trouser patches!

There should be something invented for the 'wet shoe' problem, lots of Guys forget the piss on shoes!. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Tony Cowards @ January 23 2012, 8:02 AM GMT

I've just looked up Amy Poehler*

The fact that people over here generally don't know who she is so have to Google is a tragedy! Not only is she very funny, but she stars in one of the best shows on TV. (Which is not shown on any channel over here for some mad reason)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 23 2012, 11:29 AM GMT

In Britain, this lady is considered attractive -

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No. No she isn't.

F**ksake.

Didn't you consider my post?... ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 23 2012, 11:29 AM GMT

In Britain, this lady is considered attractive -

Don't be a tit. She's not. She may have her admirers, and people who fancy her, but she's not considered conventially attractive by any means. And Vogue are never going to put her on the front cover.

Quote: dellas @ January 23 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we are not all 'good looking' so there has to be enough of us 'normal/average' types to pair up with!

I like people with some intelligence, that are not reactionary, and share a similar sense of humour.
:P
Jeremy Paxman is hot!

There are 'piss pads' for men, when they get embarrassing wet trouser patches!

There should be something invented for the 'wet shoe' problem, lots of Guys forget the piss on shoes!. Whistling nnocently

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Quote: dellas @ January 23 2012, 12:42 PM GMT

Didn't you consider my post?... ;)

I don't want to get into bad habits, Dellas. ;)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 23 2012, 12:39 PM GMT

No. No she isn't.

F**ksake.

Phew, I thought the BCG had gone full retard on rating the attractiveness of humans. Faith in civilisation has been restored.

I think sootyj finds her attractive because he's still stuck in the closet and she's the next best thing to a bloke without having to commit to the cock. :P

I'm not sure you should get into a discussion about what a man's attitude to women says about his true sexuality. ;)

Quote: zooo @ January 23 2012, 1:29 PM GMT

I'm not sure you should get into a discussion about what a man's attitude to women says about his true sexuality. ;)

Shut it, you big lezzer. :P ;)

This post is off - topic.

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