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Who do you fancy? Page 734
Depends how fat your wife groping hands are.
Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2012, 8:11 PM GMTIs starting to find Miranda Hart rather striking and handsome.
Is that wrong?
Yes.
Quote: Oldrocker @ January 22 2012, 7:57 PM GMTThat sort off the ladies piss pad advert what gets her dress caught in the lift doors and you get to see her knickers!
She was probably thinking 'thank fook I put my fanny shield on today. If it were yesterday, Bob from Accounts would have seen my crusty tang stains. Now he'll ask me out.'
Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2012, 8:11 PM GMTIs starting to find Miranda Hart rather striking and handsome.
I think she would be quite fun in the sack; but I would just be worried in case she accidently broke something.
She's not an actual giant, y'know.
Oh you mean like a lamp. Fair point!
Quote: Timbo @ January 22 2012, 11:25 PM GMTI think she would be quite fun in the sack; but I would just be worried in case she accidently broke something.
Now there's a surprise.
Quote: zooo @ January 22 2012, 11:29 PM GMTOh you mean like a mirror with her reflection. Fair point!
Aw, you've gone back to type.
Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2012, 8:11 PM GMTIs starting to find Miranda Hart rather striking and handsome.
Is that wrong?
Last week I had a few beers and while watching Parks and Recreation decided that Amy Poehler was somewhat fetching. She's surrounded by 2 classically pretty women but I decided to post my feelings on Facebook and was derided by my male friends. Lesson learned.
I've just looked up Amy Poehler* and she's incredibly attractive, why would you be derided for fancying her?
*on Google images, not in the gynaecological sense.
Quote: DaButt @ January 23 2012, 1:09 AM GMT...was derided by my male friends. Lesson learned.
You learned your friends are gay?
Miranda has a very full figure in a classical Monroesque way.
Quote: DaButt @ January 23 2012, 1:09 AM GMTLast week I had a few beers and while watching Parks and Recreation decided that Amy Poehler was somewhat fetching. She's surrounded by 2 classically pretty women but I decided to post my feelings on Facebook and was derided by my male friends. Lesson learned.
Just looked her up your friends are nuts or possibly gay, she's lovely.
Quote: sootyj @ January 23 2012, 8:11 AM GMTMiranda has a very full figure in a classical Monroesque way.
Contrary to popular mythology, although Marilyn is often referred to as being a size 16, that in no way equates to the current British size 16. She was more likley to have been a UK (present day) size ten. Marilyn was also about 5' 6", which doesn't really reflect Miranda's statuesque sizings.
Quote: KLRiley @ January 23 2012, 9:26 AM GMTContrary to popular mythology, although Marilyn is often referred to as being a size 16, that in no way equates to the current British size 16. She was more likley to have been a UK (present day) size ten. Marilyn was also about 5' 6", which doesn't really reflect Miranda's statuesque sizings.
She was actually a 12. Her waist was 23 inch which would have made her a 6-8 but her hips and bust were unusually large which pulled her up to a 12.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 23 2012, 10:11 AM GMTher hips and bust were usually large which pulled her up to a 12.
Usually large? Did she deflate them on weekends?
I think Miranda has a lovely face , and a great beaming smile...I'd ask her out if I was a bloke...go for it Sooty 