But now none of my proudly unsympathetic 'if it hurts stop touching it' family members are shamed by their revulsion to contact lenses so swings and roundabouts... it really is the most amazing thing, just being able to see. Hopefully Oldrocker is unnecessarily concerned! *Crosses fingers but not eyes*
Bodily fluids make me heave as does mould but the thing that always makes me throw up is a wad of old hair and soap in the plughole. I have never not managed to puke over it.
Good the enzymes in your vomit will dissolve the grime in the blockage almost as well as bleach, and they're better for the environment.
I once watched a post mortem being carried out and I was okay with everything apart from the crack when they used a hammer and chisel to remove the top part of the skull so that they could access the brain.
Wow Tony you were that desperate to get hold of Bernard Mannings lost jokes!
Quote: Tony Cowards @ January 23 2012, 7:57 AM GMTI once watched a post mortem being carried out and I was okay with everything apart from the crack when they used a hammer and chisel to remove the top part of the skull so that they could access the brain.
I watched one whilst tripping on mushrooms. It was hilarious! Especially when they cut off the top of his head and lifted the brain out!
I hope I can get through life without having to have a spinal tap.
Quote: chipolata @ January 23 2012, 9:13 AM GMTI hope I can get through life without having to have a spinal tap.
They are a laugh. 
Quote: AJGO @ January 23 2012, 12:40 AM GMTAnd while I'm at it, laser eye surgery is amazing but seeing a blade come closer and closer towards your eye makes you forget you're not religious and many quick prayers that the anaesthetic has worked definitely occur
Wearing glasses isn't bad enough for me to let someone scrape my eyeball with a blade.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 23 2012, 9:22 AM GMTWearing glasses isn't bad enough for me to let someone scrape my eyeball with a blade.
Glasses and a beard? You must be beating the ladies off with a stick.
Don't listen to him Stott. The Science teacher look is in.
I have to choose between glasses long hair, or glasses beard, short hair
Long hair, beard and glasses makes me look like a mentally unstable tramp.
Having my achilles tendons sliced through with a bread knife then being forced to run naked through razor wire while a lunatic sprinkles me from above with TCP always makes me queasy.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 23 2012, 10:59 AM GMTHaving my achilles tendons sliced through with a bread knife then being forced to run naked through razor wire while a lunatic sprinkles me from above with TCP always makes me queasy.
A typical Saturday night in Plymouth.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 23 2012, 10:59 AM GMTHaving my achilles tendons sliced through with a bread knife then being forced to run naked through razor wire while a lunatic sprinkles me from above with TCP always makes me horny.
