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Bill Hicks questionnaire

Doing a piece of work about Bill. Here's a quick questionnaire (5 questions) for you. Just write 'Q1 A, Q2 B etc' or whatever makes sense.Thanks.

Q.1. Do you think there are more or less artists who "play from their f**king heart" since Bill has died?
A) MoreB)Less
Q.2. Do you see Bill as a:
A) HeroB)OutlawC) Both
Q.3. Why do you watch Bill?
A)Learning B) Emotional Satisfaction C) Relaxation D) He helps with issues of personal identity E) He helps with issues of social identity
Q.4. Has the things Bill talked about got better or worse since Bill has died?
A) BetterB)Worse
Q.5. What do you think would annoy Bill most about the modern world?
(Write as much as you like)

Q1 - A
Q2 - A
Q3 - F (Because he is funny). If I have to pick one of yours: B
Q4 - B
Q6 - Same things: Politics & Rubbish TV (He would have a field day with reality TV)
New things he would riff on: Internet porn, The rise of celebrity culture (famous people with no talent, etc).

I've never seen Bill Hicks.

That's helpful

'50% of something is better than 100% of nothing.'

Not in this case.

Q1: B

Q2: A

Q3: B C

Q4: B

Q5: Scumbag, lying politicians having as much control as ever, f**king people over on a daily basis and going to war whenever it suits them. The invasion of Afghanistan & Iraq, and the use of patriotism to get people behind it. The fetishism by politicians and the mass media towards the military. The continued dumbing down of mainstream media. "Talent Shows". Fox News. The continued onslaught of mass marketing. An increase in religious fundamentalism in all its forms. Smoking bans. Another Democrat getting elected to the White House and doing very little once getting there. The Tea Party. Police brutality, especially towards peaceful demonstrators such as Occupy Wall Street. Sex & the City. Bankers destroying the economy and ordinary people suffering because of it. The IMF. The WTO. The treatment of Bradley Manning. Guantanamo Bay.

I reckon Bill would be pissed off about all the above. However, due to amount of porn available on the internet, I don't reckon he would actually get much work done.

Q.1. B) More. But, Less in the public eye.

Q.2. Do you see Bill as a: None. A Comedian.

Q.3. Why do you watch Bill?
B) Emotional Satisfaction

Q.4. Has the things Bill talked about got better or worse since Bill has died?
B)Worse

Q.5. What do you think would annoy Bill most about the modern world?
The fact that we're so close, but still so far away.

Quote: JackDaniels2 @ January 16 2012, 12:48 PM GMT

Q.5. What do you think would annoy Bill most about the modern world?
The fact that we're so close, but still so far away.

Great answer Jack :D

137 terribly over rated.

A1 C) Who's Bill Hicks?

A2 Z) Someone who is dead, apparently

A3 F) Helps me understand who the f*ck Bill Hicks was

A4 C) Not yet known

A5 The internet and meeting his audience

Q.1. B

Q.2. A

Q.3. B

Q.4. B

Q.5. Where do we start? The recession, bankers stealing all the money, Scientology, reality TV, talent shows, War on Terror, police brutality at Occupy movements, Justin Beiber, religious fundamentalism, The PATRIOT act, Tea Party movement, Obama doing f**k all in government, Fox news, smoking bans, the continued onslaught of shit dribbling out of the telly everyday and the apathetic and subservient public who don't know or don't care about any of the above and are too busy watching X factor and making fart sounds with their iPhone apps to notice the impending destruction of western civilization.

That's all really.

Q1: A

Q2: Comedian

Q3: A B C D E

Q4: B

Q5: Everything

(Nothing to do with this but was very surprised to see DAVE have not listed Bill Hicks in their Most influential comedian of all time, especially when Micky Flanagan and Paul Sinha are in it)

Quote: Colm Quinn @ January 14 2012, 8:32 PM GMT

Q.5. What do you think would annoy Bill most about the modern world?
(Write as much as you like)

This: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMmO9JoW1F8&feature=related

Quote: catskillz @ January 23 2012, 2:07 AM GMT

This: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMmO9JoW1F8&feature=related

Seriously? Errr

Quote: DaButt @ January 23 2012, 2:16 AM GMT

Seriously? Errr

Haven't you heard of the Georgia Guidestones?

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