Things that piss you off Page 828

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 21 2012, 9:37 AM GMT

Sorry but it's painfully obvious that RC's responses come from the fantasy island of never having experienced any of those things.

I would guess the only reason he's still got all his teeth and isn't wearing a permanent neck brace is because he's a big tall feller.

That's right, f**kbreath, all humour offends someone.

But it's best if you want to get a laugh and get laid to avoid talking about certain things. I once had a go at you for writing a sketch in which a baby was killed (run over I think but you will refresh my memory). I would fight for your right to write whatever you please but I'd urge you to weigh the effect of what you're saying carefully. What's the point of being cruel for the sake of it - you just come across like a loser.

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Oooh f**kbreathe. Did that take you all day to come up with?

Wow, you really know how to drag up something from over three years ago and make it about you. I wasn't rude to Dellas. I didn't resort to calling her names like f**kbreathe. I was pointing out to her it was unfair to assume RC had no understanding and that dark humour will happen. She explained her side and we all moved on. That is what happens.

Also for the record, my problem with you wasn't that you said you didn't like it. In fact I recall actually PMing you and asking you as an audience member why. My beef with you was you taking to the forums saying you really didn't like me because I wrote sketches about dead babies (which by the way wasn't the case as no babies were ever mentioned). When I called you on that rather childish opinion, you proceeded to bang on about my myspace page making you look like a rather childish stalker which the others in the thread then picked you up on. Your reply to my PM also showed you had not properly read the sketch, rather just the end line and you assumed I had been darker than I had been.

The whole thing then died and no one mentioned it ever again until you felt the need for attention over three years later in a discussion that was already sorted.

Once again, well done for taking something out of context and making it about you for five minutes.

Oh internet. How fun you are.

Could I at least have some of your popcorn there?

Yes, but you have to reach down to the very bottom for the best, most freshest kernels!

You have done that to me before. That popcorn was as salty as hell.

I hate it when I walk down the street to drink beer and wind up partaking of manual labor and drinking beer. So far we've laid some concrete and now we're going to spread a huge pile of mulch. Just stopping by the house to change into shorts and a T-shirt because it's almost 80 (27F) this afternoon.

Getting roped in to do something you didn't want to do sucks but at least you can make them do the same for you one day.

Quote: DaButt @ January 21 2012, 8:29 PM GMT

I hate it when I walk down the street to drink beer and wind up partaking of manual labor and drinking beer. So far we've laid some concrete and now we're going to spread a huge pile of mulch. Just stopping by the house to change into shorts and a T-shirt because it's almost 80 (27F) this afternoon.

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Ya know I do sometimes wonder if you live in North Korea?

Comrade Butt wants beer, but first he must labour freely for the glory of his community!

Quote: sootyj @ January 21 2012, 8:36 PM GMT

Ya know I do sometimes wonder if you live in North Korea?

Comrade Butt wants beer, but first he must labour freely for the glory of his community!

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My neighborhood puts the "social" in "socialism."

I could picture you guys executing someone for having an excess of garden gnomes and then having a big BBQ.

I could picture you guys executing someone for having an excess of garden gnomes and then having a big BBQ.

Quote: DaButt @ January 21 2012, 8:39 PM GMT

My neighborhood puts the "social" in "socialism."

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Booyah!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 21 2012, 8:32 PM GMT

Getting roped in to do something you didn't want to do sucks but at least you can make them do the same for you one day.

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It's totally voluntary and they have helped me with labor many, many times in the past. All for one and one for all, etc.

Quote: sootyj @ January 21 2012, 8:41 PM GMT

I could picture you guys executing someone for having an excess of garden gnomes and then having a big BBQ.

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Someone dumped a bunch of trash in the woods behind my friend's house and we found a shipping label with a name on it. Couldn't find anyone local with that name or last night he would have been visited by 6 armed men with a pickup truck full of broken glass and cardboard boxes.

Quote: DaButt @ January 21 2012, 8:45 PM GMT

Someone dumped a bunch of trash in the woods behind my friend's house and we found a shipping label with a name on it. Couldn't find anyone local with that name or last night he would have been visited by 6 armed men with a pickup truck full of broken glass and cardboard boxes.

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Is that how the 1776 conflict kicked off? Some Redcoats dumping their empties....

Quote: DaButt @ January 21 2012, 8:45 PM GMT

Someone dumped a bunch of trash in the woods behind my friend's house and we found a shipping label with a name on it. Couldn't find anyone local with that name or last night he would have been visited by 6 armed men with a pickup truck full of broken glass and cardboard boxes.

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Taking his crap back and dumping it on his own lawn is fair enough. But why on earth would you all need to be armed for that?
Slightly overegging the pudding there I think.

Because he'd probably be armed.

And well it's nice being armed. I mean if I had a kick ass black pistol like Jack Bauer I'd take it everywhere. Wouldn't you?

Only finding spam in your spam box. Used to be the odd personal message would hide in there and pleasantly surprise me - "Ooh look!" - now it's just Max Penis Enlargement and Online Gaming messages.