British Comedy Guide

Are You Addicted To The Internet? Page 2

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 20 2012, 1:47 PM GMT

I'm assuming you mean when you are out with a lady and that you don't just randomly sit close to the ladies lavatories with smart phone in hand.

Yep! But, I would so love to go in the ladies loo and see the magic that happens in there. It's a world of promise.

I bet they don't even urinate on the floor!

Quote: TopBanana @ January 20 2012, 2:06 PM GMT

Yep! But, I would so love to go in the ladies loo and see the magic that happens in there. It's a world of promise.

I bet they don't even urinate on the floor!

I have friends who work in pubs and trust me, you don't want to know what can happen inside a ladies loo. It will forever taint the 'sugar and spice and all things nice' view we like to have of the fairer sex.

Quote: zooo @ January 20 2012, 12:41 PM GMT

I am addicted. To the internet, to TV and to Coke.
If I go without any of those things for too long (I mean as in days, not hours) I feel very odd and uncomfortable indeed.

Image

I think he very much DOES want to know.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Look at him now though.

Image

:O
I hope that's Photoshopped.

My name is Timbo and I...

Is that the dude with the big bawbag?

I don't watch TV until about 8pm, so unless I'm out, busy or playing video games. I'm on the computer. I'd get rid of Facebook if it wasn't for family back home. I can't be arsed with Twitter and when I go on there only read the first few comments.

I wouldn't say I was addicted. But when the internet goes out and I'm at home in the middle of the day with nothing else to do, I do miss it. But when it finally comes back on I forget what I needed to look at and then f**k about until I'm bored again.

On holiday I couldn't care less if I never see TV or a newspaper, but sooner or later I have to seek out internet access. And if the internet goes down at home, I'm ready to kill the first person to cross my path.

Sometimes it would be nice to have a bit of time without the internet. We need a big pulse bomb to sporadically knock out all the technology out on the planet.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 20 2012, 2:28 PM GMT

Look at him now though.

Image

It would be fun if I didn't know that squirrel was full of your monkey juice.

So the general consensus is: 'I'm not addicted to the Internet...unless it's not there. And then I am.'

Thanks guys. :|

Happy to help!

Share this page