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Quote: dellas @ January 19 2012, 5:13 PM GMT

;) I did'nt get acknowledged for 2000 posts!

Well you didn't publish the photo, did you? It's not too late...

Quote: KLRiley @ January 20 2012, 11:01 AM GMT

We have a winner.

Now, now Riley. DaButt's 24, and therefore allowed to make his own decisions.

Quote: Rob H @ January 20 2012, 11:26 AM GMT

Now, now Riley. DaButt's 24

x2

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Quote: DaButt @ January 20 2012, 12:41 PM GMT

x2

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A women came into the shop today, she's a regular and looks like her who used to be in Eastenders. Anyway, I may have accidentally given her £10 too much change. She came back about 10 mins later to check and possibly give me the money back. We went over the receipts and she was right. Bless her. If I didn't have so many customers I would have told her she was wrong and the £10 was hers. But the building queue became ever impatient. So I had to take the £10 back :(

Please, Lord. Let this kind woman get into heaven. Who the f**k comes back from home to return £10 these days?

Bless EastEnders lookin' woman!

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Nice old ladies are ace.

Quote: zooo @ January 20 2012, 3:30 PM GMT

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Nice old ladies are ace.

Aren't they just. Next time I serve her I'm giving her the tenner back. F**k it.

Lol.

The other day the bloke in the shop gave me my change, I put it in my wallet and went to walk off, he called me back and then gave me the change again. I would normally come clean, but he had an expression that said 'what a c**t' when he went to give me the change a second time that I got all annoyed and kept it.

For which I now feel guilty...

Quote: zooo @ January 20 2012, 3:30 PM GMT

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

This.

I bought a pizza for 99p today, but the price label said £1.99.

I don't feel particularly guilty, but Christ this is a tragic anecdote.

This forum is a hotbed of thieves and rogues! :O :O :O

Just discovered that Christ is another word that this forum automatically caps up, without considering that perhaps the author is trying to deliberately contribute to the genericide of the word.

I have a feeling it automatically capitalises I too.

Yay! It does. It just has some common words programmed in that need capitals. There's no sinister religious undertone to it or anything. :)

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