Quote: bigfella @ January 18 2012, 10:17 PM GMTThe women in my house are watching a bunch of twats write the names of two people on a board. Thrilling.
You're living life on your knees, bigfella! Man up and change channel.
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Quote: chipolata @ January 18 2012, 10:21 PM GMTYou're living life on your knees, bigfella! Man up and change channel.
So speaks the spell binding stupidity of the single man.
if only you single boys knew.....
The world isn't the same for us.
I don't even know what our remote looks like, that's totally under Mr Baby's control.
So you say!
Honestly!
I don't know how to work any of it 
Now they are watching the babies being born thing they watch each week. You know the one where the most unsuitable people become parents. This week I thought the couple were normal, turns out she is bisexual. oh well.
i'm a bisexual I always have to pay
bigfella, I know !
Three women and me in the house.
I've been in on my own today and apparently the TV set can play programmes that don't involve American accents, looking for the next top Armenian model,people going round to other people's houses to eat, Micheal McIntyre and sundry other annoyances to the mature male.
At least somebody will refill the toilet roll holder for you.
Quote: keewik @ January 19 2012, 12:46 AM GMTAt least somebody will refill the toilet roll holder for you.
I have my own en suite facilities thank you that I service myself.
Quote: bigfella @ January 18 2012, 10:52 PM GMTThis week I thought the couple were normal, turns out she is bisexual. oh well.
Quote: Oldrocker @ January 19 2012, 12:51 AM GMTI have my own en suite facilities thank you that I service myself.
OK Rocker you admit it 'I service myself' dirty bugger! 
I did wonder why Glitter was trending on Twitter.
Now I can join the Twitchhunt.
I've been blocked By Cheggers & I'm about to be Blocked by Mr Gadd if I can think of any jokes that haven't been done already.