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I read the news today oh boy! Page 637

Because if we panic and jump into the lifeboat we might puncture it with our stilletos

http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/uk/girl-dressed-as-boy-to-grope-internet-girlfriends

Women of internet land is your boyfriend who you think he is?

Does he have an actual cock?

I saw a picture of her somewhere and she didn't look like a boy at all.

She wore a hoody

Lol.

Quote: lofthouse @ January 18 2012, 6:29 PM GMT

Unemployment is the highest it's been for nearly twenty years apparently

Still, nevermind , London's getting a new airport!

Tory wankers

I'm no fan of Boris Johnson or Cameron, to put it mildly, but this estuary airport project sounds likes the sort of ambitious project we need to create jobs.

Quote: sootyj @ January 18 2012, 8:05 PM GMT

http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/uk/girl-dressed-as-boy-to-grope-internet-girlfriends

Women of internet land is your boyfriend who you think he is?

Does he have an actual cock?

My first thought, did she use a strp-on, what exactly has she been put on trial for?

Lesbian frottage

I'm being called as an expert witness

Quote: youngian @ January 18 2012, 9:26 PM GMT

I'm no fan of Boris Johnson or Cameron, to put it mildly, but this estuary airport project sounds likes the sort of ambitious project we need to create jobs

Yeah

And what about the rest of the country?

they couldn't give a toss

Quote: zooo @ January 18 2012, 8:12 PM GMT

I saw a picture of her somewhere and she didn't look like a boy at all.

No - she looked like justin Bieber.

Quote: youngian @ January 18 2012, 9:26 PM GMT

I'm no fan of Boris Johnson or Cameron, to put it mildly, but this estuary airport project sounds likes the sort of ambitious project we need to create jobs.

Yeah, we need another 5000 Poles, Latvians, Lithuanians etc over here.

Or rather, on today's figures, another 118,000 . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16635833

So for the Republican nomination it looks like a two horse race between the asset-stripper and the adulterer.

Sod that lot, let's have Hillary Clinton instead.

I'd like that independant candidate from the nineties who bragged about how cheap his haircut was to have another stab.

Quote: Timbo @ January 19 2012, 10:43 PM GMT

So for the Republican nomination it looks like a two horse race between the asset-stripper and the adulterer.

Versus the incompetent, self-obsessed dud. Should be fun.

Quote: DaButt @ January 19 2012, 10:59 PM GMT

Versus the incompetent, self-obsessed dud. Should be fun.

Not for you. The incompetent self obsessed dud is going to win. It was touch and go for a while, but the Republican's seem to have succeeded in shooting themselves in both feet and landing themselves with candidates that are already dead in the water.

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