Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 17 2012, 1:51 PM GMTI imagine it would taste like a sausage in batter, but instead of sausage, you get melted chocolate and caramel.
Mc Donald's did a battered apple thing masquerading as an apple pie, IIRC. It was one of the few tolerable things they sold, so maybe it would be more like a Mars Bar version of that, sweet but not even pretending to be good for you.
Asked if he was urging public sector workers to agree to pay cuts to preserve jobs, Mr Miliband replied: "Absolutely. We're talking actually about a pay increase limited to 1%, but absolutely.
Taxi !
To think it was the unions that pretty much chose that clown too
Way to go
The guy is a disaster and needs to f**k off ASAP
Quote: lofthouse @ January 17 2012, 6:24 PM GMTTo think it was the unions that pretty much chose that clown too
I have no love for politicians - except perhaps Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson - but that's because they aren't your typical politicians and exhibit almost human behaviour. (so lifelike too!)
Having said that, even I thought Labour were complete numptys for choosing the wrong brother. It's like picking the bumbling, incompetent sidekick instead of the main hero.
And from a comedy point of view, neither Milliband comes close to having a Prime Minister Balls someday. Just the headlines alone would be worth voting for him - 'Balls It's War!', 'Embarrassing Balls Mistake', 'Balls To Sarkozy: We Don't Want Euro', etc., etc.
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Eh?
I think he was trying to make a B out of repeating the word balls.
And failed.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16592199
On the bright side Galton and Simpson met on a TB ward, so we could be in for another golden age of comedy.
Hope UKBA is up to the task . . .
http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/contestant--raped--on-brazilian-big-brother.html
Ours could do with livening up too.
Quote: chipolata @ January 18 2012, 10:04 AM GMThttp://uk.tv.yahoo.com/contestant--raped--on-brazilian-big-brother.html
Ours could do with livening up too.
He 'infringed the rules of the programme'?!!!
Quote: AJGO @ January 18 2012, 10:49 AM GMT
That is a rather unfortunate way of phrasing it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 17 2012, 8:41 PM GMTAnd from a comedy point of view, neither Milliband comes close to having a Prime Minister Balls someday. Just the headlines alone would be worth voting for him - 'Balls It's War!', 'Embarrassing Balls Mistake', 'Balls To Sarkozy: We Don't Want Euro', etc., etc.
Nearly as good as living in Bedford under Mayor Frank Branston, who of course often got himself in a pickle
Lovely response following The Guardian's report that Michael Gove wants to send every school a copy of the King James Bible containing an inscription from himself . .
Actually, this Cabinet is so incompetent he might end up giving the Queen a cheap bible and every British schoolchild a 60m quid yacht.
Quote: Oldrocker @ January 18 2012, 12:44 PM GMTLovely response following The Guardian's report that Michael Gove wants to send every school a copy of the King James Bible containing an inscription from himself . .
Actually, this Cabinet is so incompetent he might end up giving the Queen a cheap bible and every British schoolchild a 60m quid yacht.
To parapahrase Paxman: "Do you and Sarah Palin pray together?"
"Second, just as our language and culture is steeped in the Bible, so too is our politics."
I think Mr Gove is confusing King James with The Prince
