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Haven't you ever seen a spark of something exciting in any woman who wouldn't come top 3 in a beauty pageant? Or ever fancied anyone who wasn't the currently accepted model of western 'perfection' - all skinny and airbrushed?

Anyway, it's just odd and unpleasant that you always feel the need to insult both the men who do have wider reaching taste than that, and the women they have dared to fancy. It's hardly their bloody fault that a bloke fancied them is it?

Quote: AJGO @ January 16 2012, 10:25 PM GMT

She's quite pretty in an individual way but even if she was an utter uggo, you don't need to call her 'thing' and 'liver'.

Actually, I wasn't calling her a piece of liver, I was alluding to the fact that Chip and Timbo think every woman on the telly is worth rumping.

Quote: zooo @ January 16 2012, 10:26 PM GMT

Anyway, it's just odd and unpleasant that you always feel the need to insult both the men who do have wider reaching taste than that, and the women they have dared to fancy. It's hardly their bloody fault that a bloke fancied them is it?

It would be even odder if I had no discernment whatsover and just blindly agreed with whatever low threshold concensus was put forward by the television makers and some members of the BCG.

I'm sure Dr. Ramirez doesn't give a crap what I think, she's on the telly, therefore fanciable - apparently.

I'm a veggie, is there such a thing as rump liver?
I have faith that you're a better man than that post implies..

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 16 2012, 10:32 PM GMT

It would be even odder if I had no discernment whatsover and just blindly agreed with whatever low threshold concensus was put forward by the television makers and some members of the BCG.

Yes, it would be. But there are ways of saying 'I don't find her attractive' without coming off like a tit. We're just trying to help you for your own good... ;)

Quote: AJGO @ January 16 2012, 10:32 PM GMT

I have faith that you're a better man than that post implies..

Obviously, in a real life situation, I would choose my words more carefully and hide what I really think.

Is Dr. Ramirez hideous? No, not in the least. Is she a fantastically gorgeous gothic sex siren because she's on telly? No, not in the least.

This has obviously hit a nerve (for some reason), so I'll back away and let you all go back to slagging off really attractive women on the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 16 2012, 10:39 PM GMT

This has obviously hit a nerve (for some reason), so I'll back away and let you all go back to slagging off really attractive women on the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread.

Laughing out loud

Do let us know where it is we've slagged a woman off for being attractive so we can examine our motives and if need be apologise wholeheartedly

Maybe it was when I said the woman he posted had a sock mark...

You called her a "thing"

She's a human being you arse head!

Nasty wazzock

zooo-ooo, you know the feminist manifesto clearly states that there is to be no drawing attention to inadequate photoshopping or airbrushing because if we start to doubt the authenticity of images we'll have no motivation to be gormlessly pretty and thin. Tomorrow you must wear your bra on the slightly uncomfortable third hook setting as punishment.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 16 2012, 10:32 PM GMT

Actually, I wasn't calling her a piece of liver, I was alluding to the fact that Chip and Timbo think every woman on the telly is worth rumping.

Yes I am sure I have said that.

Seriously I will give you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you are just posturing for attention seeking effect rather than that you actually hold the charmlessly retarded attitudes to women that you espouse, but either way your need to weigh in with a misogynsitc bile every time a woman who is not centrefold material is described as being attractive is becoming just a tad tedious.

Bra? What bra?!

Some feminist !

Quote: AJGO @ January 16 2012, 10:57 PM GMT

zooo-ooo, you know the feminist manifesto clearly states that there is to be no drawing attention to inadequate photoshopping or airbrushing because if we start to doubt the authenticity of images we'll have no motivation to be gormlessly pretty and thin. Tomorrow you must wear your bra on the slightly uncomfortable third hook setting as punishment.

Okayyyy. :(

Quote: lofthouse @ January 16 2012, 10:59 PM GMT

Bra? What bra?!

Some feminist !

:D Don't try to provoke me into taking my bra off, I know what your devious plan is

Quote: zooo @ January 16 2012, 11:00 PM GMT

Okayyyy. :(

Console It says so on page 51 in the feminist manifesto, as you well know. I didn't like it when I had to do my community service selling the by one set of dungarees, get a box of lil-lets free deal after I said I didn't like Germaine's haircut, but it made me a better woman

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 16 2012, 10:32 PM GMT

Actually, I wasn't calling her a piece of liver, I was alluding to the fact that Chip and Timbo think every woman on the telly is worth rumping.

I'm just flattered that Jeremy Clarkson Renegade Carpark has been studying all my posts.

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