It's always bloody wet!
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That'll be a great chat up line
'The MET has just issued a flood warning... for your pants'
No it isnt. I have barely any natural lube. Now enough about my glorious V. You will make all the men on here want it & all the women Jealous. I do not wish to be the cause of all friction so Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Quote: Charley @ January 15, 2008, 11:01 PMNo it isnt. I have barely any natural lube. Now enough about my glorious V. You will make all the men on here want it & all the women Jealous. I do not wish to be the cause of all friction so Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Well lubricate it then!
This is such a classy discussion.
I always remember the advice Weird Uncle Derek gave me.
'Spit before you sit'
I feel a bit as if I've been abused in my own home.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 15, 2008, 11:07 PMWell lubricate it then!
Dave I have a penchant for rides on slides. I am not flying through the air just because you demand it!
Quote: zooo @ January 15, 2008, 11:43 PM
I feel a bit as if I've been abused in my own home.
Dave has that affect on me too Zooo!
Just shake your head & repeat after me "Dave is not naked & chaffing away while he types".
Quote: zooo @ January 15, 2008, 11:43 PM
I feel a bit as if I've been abused in my own home.
I keep showering after reading Charley's posts but there just isn't enough soap in the world to scrub away the dirt!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 16, 2008, 3:05 AMI keep showering after reading Charley's posts but there just isn't enough soap in the world to scrub away the dirt!
Its Dave. He is the one. Filthy so he is. Dirty so he is.
When are you and Dave going to get it on the tension is killing me 
ARGH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD EVIL IMAGE!
Quote: ajp29 @ January 16, 2008, 3:09 AM
It would kill him AJP. He is old & close to death.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 16, 2008, 3:11 AMARGH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD EVIL IMAGE!
I think we should re-title this thread 'Where angels fear to tread...'
Yes or we can just start a pool and bet when it will be.
I get all rights to all the stuff that no one wants see.
Wooooooooooooooooo!