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Quote: Marc P @ January 13 2012, 9:59 AM GMT

Its in the garage... needs cleaning mind !

What sort of car do you drive, Marc? I imagine you wearing your brown leather jacket and some aviator sunglasses and zooming around Norfolk in a vintage TR6.

Quote: chipolata @ January 13 2012, 10:04 AM GMT

What sort of car do you drive, Marc? I imagine you wearing your brown leather jacket and some aviator sunglasses and zooming around Norfolk in a vintage TR6.

Well I have both of those but not the TR6.. a peugeot 206 CC Allure, I know. Not supposed to be me driving it, but the top does come off with a push of a button! :)

This colour.

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I am thinking of becoming a hairdresser.

Quote: Marc P @ January 13 2012, 10:07 AM GMT

peugeot 206 CC Allure

Who are you, Jessica Fletcher? Get yourself a vintage car, mon!

Lol. Need some wedge first!

PROTIP: When you find yourself locked out of the house in the middle of a freezing night without a phone, don't take the fact that there's a hoe leaning nearby as a sign from God that you should smash the window.

Quote: DaButt @ January 13 2012, 3:45 PM GMT

PROTIP: When you find yourself locked out of the house in the middle of a freezing night without a phone, don't take the fact that there's a hoe leaning nearby as a sign from God that you should smash the window.

I just scanned this. Something about smashing a leaning ho?

Quote: DaButt @ January 13 2012, 3:45 PM GMT

PROTIP: When you find yourself locked out of the house in the middle of a freezing night without a phone, don't take the fact that there's a hoe leaning nearby as a sign from God that you should smash the window.

That'll larn ya to keep a key in a hidden place outside the house.

It's cheaper than a window.

Anyway what went wrong, other than getting freezing winds through the house after you burgled your own home.

Good job you didn't leave a Gatling gun set up to mow down intruders.

Quote: billwill @ January 13 2012, 7:52 PM GMT

That'll larn ya to keep a key in a hidden place outside the house.

I was counting on the keypad of my garage door opener but it let me down. I guess the cold weather sapped the last of the battery.

Anyway what went wrong, other than getting freezing winds through the house after you burgled your own home.

Lots of cleanup (double glazing means double the mess) but my neighbor came over and helped. I called an "emergency repair service" but they said it could take 3-5 business days to replace it. Screw that, I'll take it somewhere and have it done much quicker and cheaper.

Good job you didn't leave a Gatling gun set up to mow down intruders.

I was disappointed that none of the neighbors called the cops while I was smashing glass at midnight but I was also relieved that nobody shot me. The typical response would be a neighbor with a flashlight and a pistol or shotgun.

Billwill's brain is going foggy after spending hours today doing part of his self-assessment tax return.

Sick Eh? Unimpressed

Quote: billwill @ January 13 2012, 11:53 PM GMT

Billwill's brain is going foggy after spending hours today doing part of his self-assessment tax return.

Sick Eh? Unimpressed

If even the indomitable brain of billwill can't do his self assessment, what hope is there for us mere mortals? :(

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 13 2012, 11:57 PM GMT

If even the indomitable brain of billwill can't do his self assessment, what hope is there for us mere mortals? :(

Oh, I can do it; it's just mighty tedious. I can't take more than a few hours at a time of peering at small print on a HMRC form.

More complicated as during this time 2010-2011 as I was closing my Ltd Company and transferring its small residual business to myself as a self employed person.

My new iPhone 4S just arrived. I'm back on the grid!

Quote: DaButt @ January 14 2012, 12:04 AM GMT

My new iPhone 4S just arrived. I'm back on Grindr!

:O

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Took some time out from bureaucracy to fly a virtual Piper Cub from City Airport along the Thames using Flight Simulator X.

:O :D Cool

Quote: DaButt @ January 14 2012, 12:04 AM GMT

My new iPhone 4S just arrived. I'm back on the grid!

Now you can find an app to use it as a Garage Door opener.

I read that Microsoft will be giving away Flight Simulator for free in the near future. They'll make their money selling additional planes and features.

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