Do you actually have a particular woman in mind?
Marriage Page 3
Quote: zooo @ January 12 2012, 8:37 PM GMTDo you actually have a particular woman in mind?
Yes, but she is entirely fictious at this point. Like I said, age is becoming a deciding factor and finding women in my social grouping who just 'want a bit of fun' is becoming increasingly rare.
Everyone around me seems to be rushing headlong into marriage, hence my desire to find out what others think of the process - both good and bad.
Don't understand peoples NEED for it. I mean, get married if you really want, but it shouldn't just be an inveitable part of a relationship. Get married, or just stay together unmarried, either's fine.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 12 2012, 8:43 PM GMTYes, but she is entirely fictious at this point. Like I said, age is becoming a deciding factor and finding women in my social grouping who just 'want a bit of fun' is becoming increasingly rare.
Everyone around me seems to be rushing headlong into marriage, hence my desire to find out what others think of the process - both good and bad.
Ah. If you're happy being a bachelor, just tell everyone to bugger off.
Quote: zooo @ January 12 2012, 8:46 PM GMTAh. If you're happy being a bachelor, just tell everyone to bugger off.
Best not to use the words bachelor and bugger in the same sentence. Could send out the wrong signals. 
I've always fancied being a widower. Get married then my wife suddenly dies, tragically young. Like Nasty Nick's did.
Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2012, 9:00 PM GMTLike Nasty Nick's did.
As I said, I've been married three times and am now in a 24 year, two children, 'living together' relationship.
And frankly, you couldn't get a fag paper between them as regards the feel of the thing.
But Mr Cameron and his pals like marriage because having a wedding and a marriage certificate ensures that the couple stay together forever to provide a stable and loving background for their offspring to grow up in with a father and a mother in their lives.
That's the end of story time children so just sit quietly until it's time to go home when Mummy will be here to collect you in the 4x4.
Quote: zooo @ January 12 2012, 8:37 PM GMTDo you actually have a particular woman in mind?
Bearing in mind your can't marry one that is inflatable.... 
Or those Japanese pillows.
Quote: zooo @ January 12 2012, 9:27 PM GMTOr those Japanese pillows.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
Ha! Man marries pillow! Moderator loses!
Sootyj! Sootyj! Sootyj!
Curse you, sooty!
Curse curse curse as much as you can
You can't stop me
I'm the panda f**king man!
(planning on starting my CV with this)
And a picture of you and your panda wife?