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Your sex life in 2012 Page 4

From Mind Power @ Work by Judith Jewell

"The invention of the filing cabinet was a revolution in office life and meant we could now keep everything."

Like assorted bodily fluids from the office Christmas party?

Is it me, or does this thread seem too long...?

Close the thread Mods - Tim has spoken ;)

Use closely related facts

(from Collins Primary Maths book 2)

At least use a novel or a biography - a catalogue or a dictionary is hardly likely to work that well :D

Quote: Tuumble @ January 10 2012, 9:42 PM GMT

Pick up the nearest book to you

Ahem nothing was mentioned about genre.

Quote: roscoff @ January 12 2012, 2:46 PM GMT

Ahem nothing was mentioned about genre.

Well OK, but if you pick up a book about cascading style sheets (as I have just done) don't be surprised if it gives you a sentence like: "What if you want some paragraphs to look different to other paragraphs."

Lady Chatterly might prove more fruitful for example... :)

Quote: Tuumble @ January 11 2012, 3:13 PM GMT

Close the thread Mods - Tim has spoken ;)

Just a joke...

Quote: Tuumble @ January 12 2012, 3:39 PM GMT

Well OK, but if you pick up a book about cascading style sheets (as I have just done) don't be surprised if it gives you a sentence like: "What if you want some paragraphs to look different to other paragraphs."

Lady Chatterly might prove more fruitful for example... :)

learning web design, tuumble?

Quote: Tim Azure @ January 12 2012, 3:42 PM GMT

Just a joke...

As was mine! Laughing out loud

The thread has been a bit hit and miss because people will insist on using gardening catalogues and the like to sum up their non-existent sex lives... ;)

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 12 2012, 3:58 PM GMT

learning web design, tuumble?

I have a book. I'll say no more than that. :D

Quote: Tuumble @ January 12 2012, 4:27 PM GMT

people will insist on using gardening catalogues and the like to sum up their non-existent sex lives

Gardening catalogues offer all sorts of potential, e.g. "...does well in a bed or up against a wall..."

Quote: Timbo @ January 12 2012, 4:30 PM GMT

Gardening catalogues offer all sorts of potential, e.g. "...does well in a bed or up against a wall..."

Excellent - I might have to go to Notcutts again afterall (as opposed to running in the opposite direction)

'Let's do some sensory testing - and test parietal lobe function too.'

'Come away ,'oglets, you'll burn yore snouts agin' that 'ot thing.'

????

'It wasn't much.' from Evil Spirits. Oh thanks Ollie. Angry

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