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He was probably muttering cor, look at the arse on that. It's like a bicyclist wolf whistle the ping ping.

Laughing out loud Love the 'black plod' avatar no wonder he knocked you over!

Not sure I like mine anymore? seemed a good idea at the time.

On the way in to work this morning I bumped into a woman I used to work with. She had been a pretty young thing back then and on the day of the team Christmas meal she had handed me a Christmas card; I thought nothing of it and put the card in my desk. I did not get round to speaking to her properly at the meal or in the pub afterwards; I should imagine I got a bit bladdered. Subsequent to that she had seemed a bit off with me. Months later, after she had moved on, I found the card in my desk and read the message, which basically said 'come get me'.

She is married with kids now, and had piled on the pounds, but I could not help thinking wistfully of what might have been.

Quote: Marc P @ January 12 2012, 10:45 AM GMT

He was probably muttering cor, look at the arse on that.

I appreciate you trying to make me feel good about my derrière, Marc, but this wasn't a cheeky positive ping-ping. This was a surly passive-aggressive ping-ping (although to be fair to him, he had given me a cheery tring a few seconds earlier in an effort to get me to move out of his way, so I may have been in the wrong!).

;) OOH get you sexy thang!

Quote: dellas @ January 12 2012, 10:51 AM GMT

Not sure I like mine anymore? seemed a good idea at the time.

Change it. Google odd words until you come up with something new.

In looking for properties today (we have a possible goer BTW) I saw this one...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-36503816.html

Look at picture 2 - is that really the best light in which to paint your property? Errr

I remember a few years ago a friend was looking for a flat and they showed us this pic that by the toilet bowl on the floor was a half eaten bag of MacDonald's chips - classy.

Bloody hell! You couldn't get a studio flat round here for that.

And for me, the chips would have sealed the deal. Lovey chips.

Quote: dellas @ January 12 2012, 10:51 AM GMT

Laughing out loud Love the 'black plod' avatar no wonder he knocked you over!

Not sure I like mine anymore? seemed a good idea at the time.

To be honest, I find that avatar quite creepy. She looks a bit like a mad axe murderess.

Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2012, 12:10 PM GMT

Bloody hell! You couldn't get a studio flat round here for that.

And for me, the chips would have sealed the deal. Lovey chips.

The price for that one is good for a 4 bed but the area isn't that great TBH. We're actually looking more about 2 miles away at similar prices but with 3 beds. At the moment anything that's priced about right that's within 5 miles of the schools is being considered

This looks fun... :)

http://uglyhousephotos.com/

Chip's just been by a constantly sniffing man. God he was annoying.

Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2012, 12:10 PM GMT

Lovey chip

:$ Thankyou.

Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2012, 12:45 PM GMT

Chip's just been by a constantly sniffing man. God he was annoying.
:$ Thankyou.

You're welcome. The truth had to come out at some point.

Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2012, 1:20 PM GMT

You're welcome. The penis had to come out at some point.

:O

Quote: Tuumble @ January 12 2012, 11:51 AM GMT

In looking for properties today (we have a possible goer BTW) I saw this one...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-36503816.html

Look at picture 2 - is that really the best light in which to paint your property? Errr

Maybe they're in a similar position to you and are trying to sneakily prevent you liking it.

Wish I hadn't been reminded how expensive London is :(

Quote: AJGO @ January 12 2012, 1:32 PM GMT

Maybe they're in a similar position to you and are trying to sneakily prevent you liking it.

Wish I hadn't been reminded how expensive London is :(

So what would a typical 3 bed semi or terrace cost in 'that London'? I know the prices will vary wildly but as an average...

EDIT: Bloody hell! Just picked Stoke Newington at random on www.rightmove.co.uk as my cousin used to live there and you're looking at £2k a month! That's pushing the equivalent of the annual average salary isn't it?

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