Quote: lofthouse @ January 10 2012, 11:09 PM GMTStephens bladder has seen better days so I made my way downstairs to wait for him in the dining room
Another great thread Tuumble 
Your sex life in 2012 Page 2
'In 1750 the artist William Hogarth produced the famous engraving Gin Lane, depicting the degradation that was being wrought by the widespread consumption of gin.'
I've got some of the Palin travel books and even they can paint a picture and be made to sound rude without too much difficulty:
Himalaya: "The existence of a road at all in this desperately confined space is something of a miracle"
Sahara: "The children are getting bolder now, especially Sidi, the more hyperactive of the five year old twins"
Pole to Pole: "We sit [naked?] on reindeer skins and eat off wooden platters"
Around the World in 80 days: "They're talking about the Labour Party conference and Kinnock's fighting speech"
'Some gardeners think it is sacrilege to addleaves to a compost heap when they could be made into leaf mould instead.'
That'd be about right.
'Now it's the woodwind's turn.'
Beethoven's Symphonies - A Guided Tour by John Bell Young.
The closest thing at hand was a homebrew supply catalog and the sentence wasn't at all funny or ironic. That said, an old girlfriend messaged me on Facebook a few days ago and said that she'd broken up with her boyfriend and wanted to fly out to visit me.
"The 2 person discount gives parties of 2 a 20% discount in properties that sleep 4 or more in off peak periods where you see this symbol."
"Assembly Joints: Quality Joints for securing cabinets, kick panels and worktops."
Screwfix Catalogue.
duizhang n captain of a team, team leader.
Oxford Chinese Mini Dictionary
"Based on a novel by Jeffrey Caine, it was filmed in England and Germany and had its US debut on HBO."
"The man looking down at him stood more than two metres high and had an exceptionally powerful build."
The Girl Who Played With Fire - Stieg Larsson.
I don't know what this means.
oh no I have'nt got to page 45. Nearest thing was deborah meaden's autobiography, roll on 2013.
"Your table will have a dealer"
winning at poker - essential hints & tip's (Dave Scharf)
hints & tips???? that page forty fu**in five
Quote: EllieJP @ January 11 2012, 9:56 AM GMT"The man looking down at him stood more than two metres high and had an exceptionally powerful build."
The Girl Who Played With Fire - Stieg Larsson.
I don't know what this means.
He's tall.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 11 2012, 9:56 AM GMT"The man looking down at him stood more than two metres high and had an exceptionally powerful build."
The Girl Who Played With Fire - Stieg Larsson.
I don't know what this means.
Sounds like a gay porno. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 11 2012, 10:17 AM GMTSounds like a gay porno.
Maybe Ellie is getting into hardcore film directing...