"I mean all that money to Peter Hain and the bloody icecaps are STILL melting!"
Add the punch-line. Page 5
MAN (TO WIFE):
Bloody genetically modified food. Even chocolate bars have got legs these days.
PENGUIN (TO OTHER PENGUINS):
I know, they all look the f**king same.. I wonder what they'd taste like barbied?
Some good ones there, folks. Obviously, Penguins are very popular. ian_w and SlagA make the top 3, but the winner is... Marion! Well done, simply funny.
Well done Marion.
yeah, a good'n
Quote: Bad dog @ January 15, 2008, 3:51 PMSome good ones there, folks. Obviously, Penguins are very popular. ian_w and SlagA make the top 3, but the winner is... Marion! Well done, simply funny.
I thought Steve's sat-nav was the best. But well done Marion, agree it was very funny!
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 15, 2008, 2:53 PMPenguin is startled when he sees himself in a mirror.
Penguin to other: Bloody hell, Harry Potter's a right c**t when he's drunk.
I know this is a bit late but I've thought of it now!
older penguin to younger penguins: 'I remember when all this was ice you know.'
Quote: jacparov @ January 15, 2008, 4:29 PMolder penguin to younger penguins: 'I remember when all this was ice you know.'
Who said that I didn't have a future is comedy
Thanks everyone. Here we go.
Two pansies are planted in a window box when along comes a big, fat slug ....
That sounds 'ard. Glad I'm not in it. Good luck, folks. 
Quote: marion @ January 15, 2008, 5:17 PMTwo pansies are planted in a window box when along comes a big, fat slug ....
Elton John turns to David Furnish and says, "Who invited Ricky Gervais?"
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 15, 2008, 5:24 PMElton John turns to David Furnish and says, "Who invited Ricky Gervais?"
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 15, 2008, 5:24 PMElton John turns to David Furnish and says, "Who invited Ricky Gervais?"
Stop the contest. We clearly have a winner!
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 15, 2008, 5:24 PMElton John turns to David Furnish and says, "Who invited Ricky Gervais?"
There's no way I can beat that one