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I don't have a life... Page 4

Someone had to be the bad guy.....

Adam - f**k off and stop wasting people's time. Your baiting post has prevented at least 6 knob gags today.

Will, only positive posts please!

Quote: bigfella @ January 9 2012, 10:02 PM GMT

Will, only positive posts please!

You are right Big Fella.

Adam - positively F**k off!

Quote: Will Cam @ January 9 2012, 10:04 PM GMT

You are right Big Fella.

Adam - positively F**k off!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Will Cam @ January 9 2012, 9:55 PM GMT

Someone had to be the bad guy.....

Adam - f**k off and stop wasting people's time. Your baiting post has prevented at least 6 knob gags today.

I'm like a hot tap, you can turn me on but if you havent put the immersion on you're wasting your time.

Will you're like a knob of butter. Easily spread, but the hotter you get the softer you are.

Quote: bigfella @ January 9 2012, 10:02 PM GMT

Will, only positive posts please!

I am giving him positive advice, get off his ffffing arse or die.

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Look at these you little waster & benefit-thief; this are drawings done by someone in a similar initial condition to yourself, but in addition he is clinically dumb, he can't speak and consequently finds it difficult to get a job. He could sit back on his arse like you and live off benefits, but he doesn't; instead he does these drawings and then goes from door to door selling them to get some income and to be a useful member of society.

Hopefully, since you are clearly disinclined to do any work for other persons, you could find some meagre skill or talent that you can do on your own to make some income.

But I'll actually bet that you couldn't be arsed to learn any skills while at school or even to attend school, so first you will have to attend a suitable training course of some suitable sort. You must have them in Sweden.

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Im reading all your posts.

What think is funny is that im actually describing my current life-situation and you all think its a joke! Laughing out loud

I wish it was a joke!

Nah, but Im not depressed. I agree, that us "kids" want everything.

Before we all move on forever... any last advice? Im giving you the last chance.

Just to remind you about my problem;

I am 23, unemplyed, unf**ked, living with my mother (to be honest), and have been on wellfare for 7-8 months since finishing school. Its like a "GED" education I have, no super shit.

I think about doing all this shit I told you, but I never really get off my ass.

Now, its up to you, future british comics, to get the point of what the hell Im trying ask of you here. If you don't I honestly doubt you'll make it as far as you wish to go in comedy-business or any business really.
Now come on, britain, you know how my life is! Tell me what I want to be told!

Good drawings, Bill.

"I'm giving you away chance"!!!! What self-importance!

He is a troll.

His IP address is in the UK, not Sweden.

After checking a bit deeper as to his internet supplier, I think I will report him to the benefit fraud authorities, as that bit is probably true.

Quote: billwill @ January 9 2012, 11:57 PM GMT

He is a troll.

His IP address is in the UK, not Sweden.

After checking a bit deeper as to his internet supplier, I think I will report him to the benefit fraud authorities, as that bit is probably true.

Bullshit. I am in sweden. Stockholm. Dont buy this,

Seriously, britain show you've got some "bullocks".

Im not trolling, im checking to see if its true, that british comedy according to americans is too polite. Look deep within yourselves and ask yourselves "what do I think about this snotty young douchebag, being too lazy to get a life?"

Its a healthy thing to ask ourselves. And yes, I am 23 and live in stockholm, unenomplyed and all that shit.

Waiting.

Well done, Bill. Or should I say 'Sherlock'?

About half a dozen people have called the OP a troll on this thread, either directly or indirectly. I'm reminded that the "BCG Three" were warned off for doing the same (even though we hadn't), the theory being that calling someone a troll was trolling. As the only regular poster of the "BCG Three" I demand that public warnings are issued to offenders on this thread, in the interest of consistency!

Quote: billwill @ January 9 2012, 11:57 PM GMT

He is a troll.

His IP address is in the UK, not Sweden.

After checking a bit deeper as to his internet supplier, I think I will report him to the benefit fraud authorities, as that bit is probably true.

Laughing out loud

What an utterly bizarre thread. Not hugely impressed by the accusations flying around in here, but as the whole thing is so completely crazy, I don't know where to begin. Now let's move on and stop with the trolling, accusations of trolling, and general mentalry.

That's not even a word, I know.

Adam, I don't know if you're for real or if this is some strange Swedish humour wind-up; either way, it's clear we cannot help you and/or do not wish to play your game. Best of luck with the rest of your life.

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