House husband rings wife at work.
House husband. Blubbing.
Darling, I’ve, I’ve burned the dinner.
Working-wife.
Oh, there, there you silly sausage.
House husband
Is that all you can say oh you silly sausage you don’t care about me do you
In this house 24-7 and do you appreciate it I don’t think so your tights don’t iron themselves you know and another thing why does your father keep coming round here apparently I don’t hoover into the corners and another thing I don’t fry your chips as you like them as he used to fry them no doubt I thought there was something wrong this morning when you left without giving me a kiss what do you mean I was still in bed you could have come upstairs It’s not to much to ask is it It’s only a set of stairs not Everest on a foggy day good god and another thing what time will you be home tonight you seem to be working later and later oh don’t give me that we need the money stuff
Are you listening to me you’re not are you well what have I just said then no you can’t tell me can you well I’m going now I’ve got things to do even if some people haven’t
And another thing…….Hello, Brian is that you? come in, put the kettle on, I’m just talking to the wife.Got to go Brian's here we've got to go to look at a motorbike he's thinking of getting yes he's allowed to buy something for himself once in a while......
