I think women are the gayer gender.
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Bussell you still looking for a PA, is there a job description?
Quote: David Bussell @ January 9 2012, 10:21 AM GMTWake up
Have some toast
Tube to office
Check Hotmail
Pret for lunch
Filing
Tube home
TV
Take-out
DVD/Blu Ray
Sex with man
Brush teeth
Bed
I really do prefer the sandwiches at Eat, soz.
Quote: Tony Cowards @ January 9 2012, 10:37 AM GMTI think women are the gayer gender.
badoomtish!
I thought last night's episode was a load of old guff. Very disappointing.
They should stop trying to crowbar the original stories into a modern context. The whole "HOUNDS" thing was just ludicrously tenuous.
I also think the gay thing is getting silly and tedious. The idea that two straight blokes could be friends and share a flat without bumming each other just isn't outlandish enough that it needs to be remarked upon in every f**king episode. I live with three straight blokes and we hardly ever bum each other.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 9 2012, 1:56 PM GMTI live with three straight blokes and we hardly ever bum each other.
Whenever you have a television show featuring two men who get on, women and queers will be the first to call it 'homo erotic'. They do not understand the friendship dynamic between straight men and can only relate to it in sexual terms, mainly because that is their experience with most members of the male species.
No one ever called Cagney and Lacey, Birds of a Feather or Rosemary and Thyme 'homo erotic'. In fact, when I think of these ladies, the word erotic (homo or otherwise) doesn't immediately spring to mind.
Thanks to the Internets, women and queers are free to let themselves go in the form of 'slash' fantasies. Oh look, someone's written some fan fiction about the Big Bang Theory...oh dear, Sheldon is sodomizing Leonard whilst Howard and Rajesh watch on and wank each other. Brilliant. 
You're right. Straight boys NEVER invent lesbian fantasies about two women. Two women who once walked past each other. Or appeared on television in the same room together. Never, nuh uh. 
And to prove your point you picked 3 shows about older women. I don't think anyone's ever said that Last of the Summer Wine was homo erotic either...
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 9 2012, 3:09 PM GMTNo one ever called Cagney and Lacey, Birds of a Feather or Rosemary and Thyme 'homo erotic'.
I called them erotic very loudly, till the neighbours called the police and the doctor made me take them pills.
Made me grow boobs they did.
Still I don't shave anymore and my laundery bill is much cheaper.
Quote: zooo @ January 9 2012, 3:20 PM GMTAnd to prove your point you picked 3 shows about older women. I don't think anyone's ever said that Last of the Summer Wine was homo erotic either...
Yeh neighbours called the police about that one as well.
I don't have a problem whatever the dr says!
Quote: zooo @ January 9 2012, 3:20 PM GMTAnd to prove your point you picked 3 shows about older women. I don't think anyone's ever said that Last of the Summer Wine was homo erotic either...
I'm actually struggling to think of a recent television show that features two younger female protagonists actually being friends.
We could go back a few years and talk about Pulling or the Liver Birds, but even then, there was no suggestion of them lezzing off with each other.
The only two shows I can think of that had any kind of dykey frisson were Buffy and Xena. Even then, the writers of these two shows deliberately exploited the lesbian connotations of the female characters, so it wasn't just implied but became a staple of the shows. Oh and neither show was British.
You seem to know much more about this zooo, can you think of a recent show that might inspire sapphic fantasies?
No, because women don't seem to get given many 'buddy' shows. There's often one main woman in a male buddy show (like Big Bang Theory).
Or even in New Girl, where the woman is the main character, they've still surrounded her with male characters.
It's probably because men are much more interesting, funny and can build healthy relationships with one another. 
Tim Allan did a hilarious routine on giving your mate blowjobs.
Mind you iwth the time he's served for dealing blow, he may have had some experience.
Tim Allan did a hilarious routine on giving your mate blowjobs.
Mind you iwth the time he's served for dealing blow, he may have had some experience.
Quote: sootyj @ January 9 2012, 3:38 PM GMTTim Allan did a hilarious routine on giving your mate blowjobs.
Mind you iwth the time he's served for dealing blow, he may have had some experience.
Tim Allan did a hilarious routine on giving your mate blowjobs.
Mind you iwth the time he's served for dealing blow, he may have had some experience.
Ooh, a double blowjob from sooty.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 9 2012, 3:39 PM GMTOoh, a double blowjob from sooty.
Quote: Timbo @ January 9 2012, 3:44 PM GMThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/23385/
Circles within circles.