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Party tricks

Does anybody have any party tricks?

I have a tendon or ligament on the inside of one of my elbows that jumps when I flex my arm. It doesn't hurt but you can see it jumping.

Can anyone do any magic trick or have double jointed fingers or something?

I've got a dick shaped like David Jason.

Mines more of a trigger

I can cross my toes.

I can move my little toes without moving the rest. This might be common, I have no idea, but it does amuse me.

Also, if one doesn't have a party trick, they can always use the useless fact from the useless facts thread that your foot fits between your elbow and wrist.

I can get my right foot behind my head.

Quote: AJGO @ January 8 2012, 7:59 PM GMT

I can move my little toes without moving the rest. This might be common, I have no idea, but it does amuse me.

Apparently the whole moving/crossing toes thing is like being able to roll your tongue into a tube. It's inherited from ether your Mum or Dad. My Mum could cross her toes too the same way I can do mine.

After 10 or 11 pints, I like to amuse my friends by slurring words, falling over and calling everyone a c**t.

I can melt into the background so nobody even knows I'm there.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 8 2012, 10:12 PM GMT

After 10 or 11 pints, I like to amuse my friends by slurring words, falling over and calling everyone a c**t.

I thought that was your pulling technique?

Oh wait, that is when you stand on the bar and offer to fill a pint glass from across the room....

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 8 2012, 10:12 PM GMT

After 10 or 11 pints, I like to amuse my friends by slurring words, falling over and calling everyone a c**t. The hilarious thing is I'm the only one at my parties.

You forgot to mention when you get "lucky"

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 8 2012, 10:13 PM GMT

I thought that was your pulling technique?

My pulling technique is the same as every other guy's. I drink loads and then put on an angry psychotic face before giving the laser eye rapist stare to some poor woman in the pub.

If the woman doesn't respond, then I call her a c**t. Duh.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 8 2012, 10:19 PM GMT

My pulling technique is the same as every other guy's. I drink loads and then put on an angry psychotic face before giving the laser eye rapist stare to some poor woman in the pub.

If the woman doesn't respond, then I call her a c**t. Duh.

It's like something from Mills and Boon.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 8 2012, 9:49 PM GMT

Apparently the whole moving/crossing toes thing is like being able to roll your tongue into a tube. It's inherited from ether your Mum or Dad. My Mum could cross her toes too the same way I can do mine.

Ooh, I can roll my tongue too, I am clearly brilliant at parties :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 8 2012, 10:22 PM GMT

It's like something from Mills and Boon.

'And now every time you see that scar, you'll think of me bitch' said the dashing Mr. Carpark, before gallantly pushing the pizza delivery guy to the ground and nicking his moped...

<3 Lovey <3

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