Quote: chipolata @ January 6 2012, 9:42 PM GMTI do love a party with a happy atmosphere, though.
I suspect you hate both parties and happy atmospheres!
What are you watching on TV? Page 1,557
Quote: lofthouse @ January 6 2012, 8:32 PM GMTLenny Henry.....
I like that comedy he did when he went to Africa. You know, when he was the only fat one in the village and everyone else was starving.
Kind of like a weird Doc Martin.
On his very first TV appearance he did Frank Spencer impressions
It all went downhill from there really
Another love / hate show I can't stop watching - Masterchef
Love -
It's the only reality show where you actually need some skill to win it.
Hate -
Greg Wallace. This baldy fat f**k gets paid thousands of pounds to spend all day, every day, shoving gourmet grub into his ravenous bloated Cockney facehole.
'Oh Cor Blimey! Those poached pears in brandy butter with a lemon sorbet are so luvverly, I'd kill my own mother for another bite. No seriously, I'd f**king swing just to finish the plate. In fact, you can't have it back, I'm having the lot! Get away from me or I'll stab you with this fork, you caaant!(scoff, scoff, scoff)'
Can't wait until the corpulent glutton ends up in the hospital - 'Heart disease surgery doesn't get tougher then this.'
Having to tip-yoe around as HD is finishing film '50 dead men Walking' he's engrossed.
Funny how loud tea and toast making is when a bully demands silence! 
Quote: dellas @ January 7 2012, 1:07 AM GMTFunny how loud tea and toast making is when a bully demands silence!
I am forbidden from ringing certain ladies whenever EastEnders / Coronation Street is on. It used to be okay until they switched all the days and times of the soaps and now I don't know when they're on. Plus, they seem to be on all the time - there must be like 30 hours a week of soaps.
Of course, it doesn't stop them from ringing me when the football is on. 
Sooo true parky, mine is a real grump! I watch TV alone, never demand silence, chaps seem to more than women.
There is only way to find out, FIGHT!...
Quote: dellas @ January 7 2012, 1:21 AM GMT
One of the great joys of being single, I can watch whatever I like, whenever I like, without people talking over it.
Going to bed alone and crying whenever I see couples in the park holding hands is a small price to pay for not having to endure X Factor, One Born Every Minute, Eastenders, etc.
Crikey parky, I'm your chum 
Quote: dellas @ January 7 2012, 1:47 AM GMT
Bloody hell, pity from someone on the BCG, how did that happen? 
Thanks for the kind words dellas, but honestly, I am very happy being single and keeping my options open. I've seen too many of my mates settle for second best and living miserable existences.
(Though if Ellie wants to set me up with one of her posh mates, preferably a hottie with a bit of cash in her pocket, I won't say no) 
The end of The Magicians. Who's the presenter, he's rubbish. Is he a magician who got lucky?
Love the avatar!
(The presenter's a cock, and so is almost everyone on the show.)
Ha! I like the magician who looks like Russell Kane, he's normally quite good.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 7 2012, 1:17 AM GMTI am forbidden from ringing certain ladies whenever EastEnders / Coronation Street is on. It used to be okay until they switched all the days and times of the soaps and now I don't know when they're on. Plus, they seem to be on all the time - there must be like 30 hours a week of soaps.
Of course, it doesn't stop them from ringing me when the football is on.
But now Fat Pat's been written out you can make booty calls to her 24/7.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 7 2012, 1:00 AM GMT'Oh Cor Blimey! Those poached pears in brandy butter with a lemon sorbet are so luvverly, I'd kill my own mother for another bite. No seriously, I'd f**king swing just to finish the plate. In fact, you can't have it back, I'm having the lot! Get away from me or I'll stab you with this fork, you caaant!(scoff, scoff, scoff)'
Addictive viewing, though I can never understand how they can get so worked up over a plate of bleedin food.