I woke up not feeling amazing. My tummy hurts and my brain is foggy.
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I was a wee bit hungover too. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 6 2012, 1:31 PM GMTI woke up not feeling amazing. My tummy hurts and my brain is foggy. I never should have snogged my doggy
Confessions in rhyme are still disturbing
The dog has farted and it's gross. I have such a glamorous life.
Ellie is being taken to the ballet on Sunday!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2012, 2:00 PM GMTEllie is being taken up the ballet on Sunday!
Mercy!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 6 2012, 2:00 PM GMTEllie is being taken to the ballet on Sunday!
What does a frenchman say if you punch him on the nose?
Quote: David Bussell @ January 6 2012, 2:03 PM GMTMercy!
A truly confusing double entendre
Cheer up Ruby, your nose is'nt blocked!
I feel a bit less groggy, but still tired with nightmares and sweats! I awoke to find myself fighting with no one to keep duvet, then shocked when duvet slowly disappeared through crack in floor!... 
I love the ballet, I live for the ballet, I ache for the ballet.
I have the ballet ache*
* whatsisface from Happy Days
Quote: Marc P @ January 6 2012, 2:12 PM GMTI love the ballet, I live for the ballet, I ache for the ballet.
I have the ballet ache*
* whatsisface from Happy Days
I once parked cars outside of the ballet.
I was a ballet valet.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 6 2012, 2:18 PM GMTI once parked cars outside of the ballet.
I was a ballet valet.
Apparently next years Christmas Doctor Who is going to set around the theme of Swan Lake
There's a lot of bally hoo about it it seems.