Quote: lofthouse @ January 4 2012, 11:35 PM GMTShe's trying to roger the banister
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 4 2012, 11:38 PM GMTJust like Roger, I can come first in less then 4 minutes.
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Quote: Timbo @ January 4 2012, 9:20 PM GMTSome men are just intimidated by clever women.
This is why I want my girlfriend to fail her GCSEs.
Quote: Rob H @ January 5 2012, 4:06 PM GMTThis is why I want my girlfriend to fail her GCSEs.
(I so know that you wanted to write 11+, but were too afraid the room would turn on you) 
Quote: Rob H @ January 5 2012, 4:06 PM GMTThis is why I want my girlfriend to fail her GCSEs.
That's mean. She plucks up the courage to go back to studying at 77 and you want her to fail? Hasn't she had a hard enough life with Hitler and her hip surgery?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 5 2012, 4:10 PM GMTThat's mean. She plucks up the courage to go back to studying at 77 and you want her to fail? Hasn't she had a hard enough life with Hitler and her hip surgery?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 5 2012, 4:08 PM GMT(I so know that you wanted to write 11+, but were too afraid the room would turn on you)
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 5 2012, 4:10 PM GMTThat's mean. She plucks up the courage to go back to studying at 77 and you want her to fail? Hasn't she had a hard enough life with Hitler and her hip surgery?
[Can I also just make clear that I am NOT a teacher, whatever I may previously have said...]
Every fibre of my physical being says I should fancy this woman, but she is such a sexless, idiotic, useless, unintelligible waste of space, that she does nothing for me. She's like Fern Cotton, another blank, souless, fembot with no redeeming features beyond the physical.
(And yes, I'd still 'do' her, but it would be a grudge f**k and I'd leave before morning)
I actually have no idea who that woman is, but she bears a remarkable resemblance to my next-door neighbour.
I don't know whether that is the original one, Christine Bleakley, or the copy they had made, Alex Jones.
It's Alex. She's Welsh so it's an improvement on sheep.
(I do actually think she's very attractive!)
I agree. We're told how Bleakley, Cotton and Jones are all 'mega babes'.
It's not a criticsm of them. It's a criticsm of the bellends in the press who tell us how any woman who is even moderately attractive is a 'stunner'.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 5 2012, 5:38 PM GMTEvery fibre of my physical being says I should fancy this woman, but she is such a sexless, idiotic, useless, unintelligible waste of space, that she does nothing for me. She's like Fern Cotton, another blank, souless, fembot with no redeeming features beyond the physical.
(And yes, I'd still 'do' her, but it would be a grudge f**k and I'd leave before morning)
It's nice that your are not biased with your penis.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 5 2012, 5:38 PM GMT(And yes, I'd still 'do' her, but it would be a grudge f**k and I'd leave before morning)
What is sometimes known as a 'reluctant squirt' ?
Quote: zooo @ January 5 2012, 5:59 PM GMTI don't know whether that is the original one, Christine Bleakley, or the copy they had made, Alex Jones.
To be fair, Christine has a naughty twinkle in her eye and seems like a jolly good sport - plus I bet she's a tigress betwixt the sheets. However, her taste in men (Frank Lampard) leaves a lot to be desired.
From a post I put on Facebook ages back -
You have to admire One Show presenter Alex Jones. No matter how many times her guests say 'What?', she refuses to change the way she speaks. Whereas, you or I might be embarrassed with having to repeat ourselves two or three times before Matt Baker jumps in to translate our words into English, Alex continues to champion the regional brogue, despite the looks of pity and utter bewilderment from her guests. With her bland personality, unintelligble accent and slightly above average good looks, I see a bright future for Alex Jones at the BBC.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 5 2012, 6:08 PM GMTIt's nice that your are not biased with your penis.
My penis knows only love. 
Quote: Oldrocker @ January 5 2012, 6:11 PM GMTWhat is sometimes known as a 'reluctant squirt' ?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 5 2012, 6:15 PM GMTYou have to admire One Show presenter Alex Jones. No matter how many times her guests say 'What?', she refuses to change the way she speaks. Whereas, you or I might be embarrassed with having to repeat ourselves two or three times before Matt Baker jumps in to translate our words into English,
And you think Matt Baker makes it clearer?