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I read the news today oh boy! Page 613

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 5 2012, 12:27 AM GMT

Like this?

Yeah, but there should be more broken appliances and junked cars in the yard.

Some mobile homes and mobile home parks are pretty nice -- especially ones that only allow retirees. They have double-wide trailers that are perfectly livable for old folks on a tight budget.

Quote: DaButt @ January 5 2012, 12:32 AM GMT

perfectly livable for old folks on a tight budget.

That's me ! Where do I sign and where do you recommend? I fancy somewhere in the middle like , er, Iowa, Kansas maybe?

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 5 2012, 12:41 AM GMT

That's me ! Where do I sign and where do you recommend? I fancy somewhere in the middle like , er, Iowa, Kansas maybe?

I'd go for California. Fewer tornadoes and hurricanes. ;)

Quote: DaButt @ January 5 2012, 12:42 AM GMT

I'd go for California. Fewer tornadoes and hurricanes. ;)

Y'see, these are things we don't factor in over here !

:)

Beats me how this could go on for 21 mins before she pulled the trigger.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 4 2012, 10:05 PM GMT

'She first made headlines in 2010 when she confessed to teaching her then six-year-old daughter to pole dance.'

Egg chaser! :D

No one should ever have to loan a polka.

Quote: billwill @ January 5 2012, 12:56 AM GMT

Beats me how this could go on for 21 mins before she pulled the trigger.

She told him to wait until she'd finished on the phone.

booyah!

booyah!

That jokes worth sending somewhere like NR or something

'spose he should have put the gun down really . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/05/texas-police-shoot-boy-15

That looked like a real shooter to me. Even if the classrooms were closed down if it was real it would have gone through several walls.

Police were right.

A simpler question is who needs a realistic replice airpistol?

If they really did give him plenty of opportunity to put it down, then it's a very sad outcome, but he was an idiot.

Darwinism.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16423278

Oh Diane Abbott, you really are a silly sausage.

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 5 2012, 12:18 PM GMT

'spose he should have put the gun down really . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/05/texas-police-shoot-boy-15

His mother.. said /../ "...he was a great kid."

Yeah, great.

He was a drum major, it was a mercy killing.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 5 2012, 1:11 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16423278

Oh Diane Abbott, you really are a silly sausage.

Catching Dianne Abott making a fool of herself.

Is roughly equivalent to going up to a dead beached whale and punching it in the blow hole.

And then claiming you beat up Moby Dick.

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