No. I have no interest in football.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 611
Quote: Leevil @ January 4 2012, 5:13 PM GMTNo. I have no interest in football.
Gayer.
*sniggers and pushes Leevil in a puddle*
And what you calling me Leevil for? Seems a bit impersonal after all these years.
Quote: Rob H @ January 4 2012, 5:14 PM GMTGayer.
*sniggers and pushes Leevil in a puddle*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 4 2012, 2:58 PM GMThttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/8992032/London-2012-Olympics-50p-coin-helps-explain-footballs-offside-rule.html
Part of a new series of coins to help explain things to the womenfolk.
I've never known a woman into football who doesn't know the offside rule.
So ner 
Sorry Lee. I stand chastened. And I just looked and I've been a member of the BCG for 3 and a half sodding years. Not that any of you have noticed or that I've contributed a whit to human wisdom or to wit in general. 
Quote: AJGO @ January 4 2012, 5:19 PM GMTI've never known a woman into football who doesn't know the offside rule.
So ner
What about that woman linesman? 
Well I was referring to Ellie's post, but you count too. In fact, everybody call me Lee. I'm sick of this Leevil name. It was sooo 2007. PLUS! Some horrible looking band also shares this name and I'd rather not be associated with them.
Ha - sorry I didn't realise you wanted people to know your real name.
Quote: Rob H @ January 4 2012, 5:21 PM GMTWhat about that woman linesman?
Don't try and use that against us! No official knows anything.
My, you are a right little Wengerite, aren't you?
Quote: AJGO @ January 4 2012, 5:19 PM GMTI've never known a woman into football who doesn't know the offside rule.
So ner
Well obviously not you AJ, you are a fellow Gooner and thus know everything about the beautiful game.
On the BBC News package, the male reporter went out of his way to interview women on the street, just to show what an ignorant bunch of football haters they really are.
I still think my idea of the Fellatio coin would be much more useful - except to Leevil of course.
Quote: Rob H @ January 4 2012, 5:28 PM GMTMy, you are a right little Wengerite, aren't you?
I'll pretend I didn't see that
Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2012, 5:24 PM GMTHa - sorry I didn't realise you wanted people to know your real name.
I appreciate that, I really do. But it's fine to call me Lee, just don't use my last name. Because my Dad, Mr. LargePenis will not be happy.
I thought your surname was Sunited?
idontgeddit 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2012, 5:24 PM GMTHa - sorry I didn't realise you wanted people to know your real name.
He has been insisting on "Penis breath" for some time now....
*ducks* 