Quote: DaButt @ January 3 2012, 6:16 PM GMTAbsolutely. Then pat them on the head and tell them to fetch you a beer.
I'm familiar with this tactic:
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Awwww.
Gerry - is your avatar totally necessary?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 3 2012, 6:24 PM GMTGerry - is your avatar totally necessary?
Sorry Ell, Nil predicted it might be a bit contentious. I shall change.
Quote: DaButt @ January 3 2012, 6:16 PM GMTAbsolutely. Then pat them on the head and tell them to fetch you a beer.
Careful DaButt, I think we're going down a path of extreme sexism here. I'm sure the female members of the BCG don't appreciate all of these 'animalistic' comments. Try and show them some respect.
Oh and don't let them sleep on the bed like humans.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 3 2012, 6:05 PM GMTOnce you've blown your knacker fat on some tart's juggs
and grab a chunk of some unattractive poon-tang.
Brushing up on some Keats, I see
Quote: shaggy292 @ January 3 2012, 6:38 PM GMTBrushing up on some Keats, I see
Made me laugh out loud
Quote: zooo @ January 3 2012, 6:08 PM GMTWhat you should definitely do when trying to pull women: tell them they're like dogs.
\O/
Also, slap us around a bit and shit in our handbags when drunk. That will make us give head. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 3 2012, 8:56 PM GMT\O/
Also, slap us around a bit and shit in our handbags when drunk. That will make us give head.
This now constitutes a legally binding contract for all women.
Whose first..........
Quote: Will Cam @ January 3 2012, 9:01 PM GMTThis now constitutes a legally binding contract for all women.
Whose first..........
Whoa Will, whoa! I've not even finished my shit in your handbag yet.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 3 2012, 8:56 PM GMT\O/
Also, slap us around a bit and shit in our handbags when drunk. That will make us give head.
I thought women just wanted a nice, funny, loving gentleman...?
No surprise that the personification of 'nice, funny and loving' is the first to reply...
Oh, you! 