Just popping in to say 'Hello!'

Well, as promised at the BCG Crimbo Drinks, I'm briefly dropping in to say Hello to everyone on the forum. So, BCG Forum, how have you been?

I'm gonna have a poke around some of the topics and leave my usual dipolmatic replies to all of your obviously wrong opinions on stuff - just like the good old days.

Hope you all had a great New Year's Eve. I spent mine masturbating to Christmas Total Wipeout. Nothing gets me harder then seeing fat chav birds getting punched in the face and falling in some mud, reminds me of my first girlfriend.

Happy New Year!

I actually assumed they were joking about you being at the Christmas drinks.
Nice to see Daffy again!

Hi zooo!

Thanks for welcoming me back. I was indeed at the drinks and still keep in contact with some of the BCG'ers on Facebook.

Wow, it's scary being back, so many new people I haven't offended yet.

Howdy!

So Renegade hows your Siamese twin doing?

The one you brought to the meetup?

Greetings my Texan amigo. Hope life is treating you well. Sorry about Rick Perry but well done on executing Osama Bin Laden.

As an American, what is your view on the new Muppet movie? Does it really turn children into pinko Commies?

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So Renegade hows your Siamese twin doing?

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Blimey, even my twin is a foreign. Bloody immigrants.

R.C!

Leevil! <3

My ex-girlfriend is the only person I know who has seen the new Muppet movie. She's a university professor so, by definition, she's already a pinko commie.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 1 2012, 3:49 PM GMT

Leevil! <3

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Spit in my face and call me Mary!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 1 2012, 3:47 PM GMT

Blimey, even my twin is a foreign. Bloody immigrants.

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Quite!

So have you got a Red Planet to swopsies with.

Mine's written unfortunately it's even worse than the last effort.

Quote: DaButt @ January 1 2012, 3:50 PM GMT

My ex-girlfriend is the only person I know who has seen the new Muppet movie. She's a university professor so, by definition, she's already a pinko commie.

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Reds in the bed. I like it.

Quote: Leevil @ January 1 2012, 3:51 PM GMT

Spit in my face and call me Mary!

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You dirty bitch.

Quote: sootyj @ January 1 2012, 3:52 PM GMT

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Came up with something the other day, will write it when I'm less hungover, nothing ground breaking but certainly more budget friendly then the last thing I sent you.

Email over your new 'effort' and I will give it an appraisal.

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nothing ground breaking...

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Then chuck it in the bin, man!

Hi RC, happy new year

Quote: Leevil @ January 1 2012, 3:55 PM GMT

Then chuck it in the bin, man!

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I can't, I haven't written it yet. Just be thankful that it takes place in modern times, I am beyond sick with all this period drama crap. Yeah writers, it's called a mobile phone, it f**ks up your crappy, hole filled plot, deal with it.

Quote: AJGO @ January 1 2012, 3:56 PM GMT

Hi RC, happy new year

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Happy New Year to you as well AJGO!

(Luckily, I pre-offended AJ at the Christmas drinks so I don't have to think up any insults for a while.)