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Have heard of them, but don't really know what they are.

They have a cleaning cycle where the door locks for a few hours and the oven gets super hot. After it cools down there's nothing but white ash that can be wiped off with a sponge.

I doubt there are many homes without them here so I'm surprised that the UK isn't in the same boat. Women of Britain -- arise!!!

We don't want that sort of thing here.

The women of Britain love getting on their knees to do some polishing.

Quote: DaButt @ January 1 2012, 2:44 PM GMT

Women of Britain -- arise!!!

Lol, is it the '50s?

So DaButt how do these new Texas voting booths treat democrats?

Quote: DaButt @ January 1 2012, 2:44 PM GMT

They have a cleaning cycle where the door locks for a few hours and the oven gets super hot. After it cools down there's nothing but white ash that can be wiped off with a sponge.

Futuristic!

It is January the 1st, and I have just ordered an exercise DVD.
I am such a cliché.

Quote: zooo @ January 1 2012, 2:59 PM GMT

It is January the 1st, and I have just ordered an exercise DVD.
I am such a cliché.

I have to assemble our new excercise bike!

Quote: sootyj @ January 1 2012, 2:58 PM GMT

So DaButt how do these new Texas voting booths treat democrats?

46% of Texans voted for Obama so we're gonna need a mighty big oven.

Quote: zooo @ January 1 2012, 2:59 PM GMT

It is January the 1st, and I have just ordered an exercise DVD.
I am such a cliché.

Which one?
(DVD, not cliche)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jillian-Michaels-Banish-Boost-Metabolism/dp/B003YUBZ6G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1325430538&sr=8-1

Has pretty good reviews, and seems like it only asks you to do each thing for a couple of minutes at a time. I can't handle anything difficult for too long*!

(*no predictable jokes please...)

Quote: bigfella @ January 1 2012, 3:01 PM GMT

I have to assemble our new excercise bike!

Woo!

I quite fancy one of those big ones where the front wheel thing blows cold air in your face.

(I may have hallucinated the existence of these on one of my only visits to an actual gym.)

F**king Daily Mail, just looking through websites from Google search to compare not-smoking timelines and try to be pleased with my paltry twelve hours and ONLY the DM has put a lovely picture of a lovely person having a lovely cigarette. F**k you daily mail, why be so cruel? I was doing so well and ignoring cravings and hadn't even shouted at anything yet and now I want to cry then go to the shop. I hope whoever put that picture on a quit smoking article has a really horrible new year.

Are you using nicotine patches/gum or some sort of medication? My friends have had good success with them.

Or that Allen Carr (not that one) book I keep going on about and boring people with even though I don't even bloody smoke?

Quote: DaButt @ January 1 2012, 3:17 PM GMT

Are you using nicotine patches/gum or some sort of medication? My friends have had good success with them.

Nope, tried stuff before but just feels like replacing one thing with another, then because I'm still craving nicotine I end up reckoning I might as well have a proper smoke. Just tired of thinking about any of it.

Quote: zooo @ January 1 2012, 3:20 PM GMT

Or that Allen Carr (not that one) book I keep going on about and boring people with even though I don't even bloody smoke?

Yeah, I tried that once but never finished it, it was good though, if you can make yourself read it instead of something literary. He recommends smoking while you read the book though, so shall wait for my fail before trying that again *is upset to realise life is actually a poor sitcom and that it was inevitable the fail would occur immediately for the sake of the next scene*

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Look how unhappy this hat wearing, bow tied, pipe smoking owl looks.

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