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Quote: zooo @ December 31 2011, 8:47 PM GMT

*implodes from acid*

I didn't have you pegged as a drug user.

Quote: chipolata @ December 31 2011, 8:57 PM GMT

*wonders who'll get the coveted First Post of 2012*
Cool

If Reds is in Oz, the post has already been made.

Quote: billwill @ December 31 2011, 8:54 PM GMT

Beachy Head ??

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ December 31 2011, 8:58 PM GMT

I didn't have you pegged as a drug user.

Cool

I don't know how your stomach lining handles all those litres of satsuma juice a day, chip.

Quote: zooo @ December 31 2011, 8:47 PM GMT

Now I know why people don't usually eat two satsumas at once.

"Actually Minister, I don't think it's possible to eat two satsumas at once. consecutively perhaps . . "

"Yes, thank you Bernard"

Quote: billwill @ December 31 2011, 9:01 PM GMT

If Reds is in Oz, the post has already been made.

Fair point well made Bar Bera.

Too sober by three quarters. Going to do something about it. Medication or no medication.

Happy New Year guys. Wave

Our neighborhood festivities don't officially begin for 3 hours but 7 of the guys have been removing the (full) fuel tank from a large SUV while drinking heavily. What could possibly go wrong?

Run away! fast!

Quote: chipolata @ December 31 2011, 8:57 PM GMT

*wonders who'll get the coveted First Post of 2012*
Cool

It won't be me because I am about to go to sleep and hopefully sleep through stupid fireworks etc.

5...4...3...2...1...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Now let's go to bed.

(separate beds)

Quote: keewik @ December 31 2011, 10:16 PM GMT

Run away! fast!

Repair accomplished without a single fireball. As they say, God watches over fools, drunks and children.

Drinking mint tea & eating After-Eights.

Will I turn green??

Quote: billwill @ December 31 2011, 9:01 PM GMT

If Reds is in Oz, the post has already been made.

I'm all for welcoming the foreigns - reds, DaButt, Keewik - but at the end of the day this is a local forum for local people. ;)

Appy New Year!

England Scotland Wales

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Wave

The fireworks are off.

Quote: chipolata @ January 1 2012, 12:01 AM GMT

The fireworks are off.

Watching em on BBC 1 now.

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