Four criminals are forced to undergo a bank robbery not knowing the people they are going to work with; however they all have totally different stereotypes. Beginning of the film shows how each criminal are made to do the robbery, they are given a questionnaire to answer and they are asked the same set of questions but answer them totally different because of their stereotype. The four criminals are asked to come up with a plan to rob the bank themselves. So then the film moves onto how each stereotype will go through with the robbery in there stereotypical ways (shown in a film sequence). Then they come up with a plan that they all agree with. However there plan goes wrong and the bank robbery fails. So they then find themselves in jail. So then the film shows how they all react in the prison atmosphere. But devise a plan to escape prison.
Black American- Jerome Carlson, needs money to pay of loan sharks. And is offered a years supply of kool-aid that he can't refuse.
- Loves chicken, waffles and kool-aid.
- Always resorts to violence when stuck in a sticky situation.
- Always carries a gun
- Massively obese
- Dresses like a gangster
- Screechy voice
- Loves to get involved in rap battles
- Swears a lot.
- Tights on his head for the robbery
- Thinks the Russian is a spy.
- Gold teeth
Posh English- Charles Westerfold, works for bank in London that is going to be robbed.
- Loves cricket
- Loves beer
- He is Honest
- Speaks posh "spiffing, splendid and terribly etc."
- Turns up to the robbery in his cricket whites
- Quite snobby
Russian-Vladimir Carazo, his ability to get weapons with his role of Russian mafia is vital; When offered money the Russian cannot refuse.
- Drinks Russian standard vodka
- Head of the Russian mafia
- Bug build, full of muscle
- Wears a suit with fur jacket and hat.
- Leather Clothes
- Grufty beard
- Can speak English put likes to insult people in Russian
- Loves guns and women.
- Scar down his face
Swedish scientist -Bjorn Adolfson; can make a device that is vital to the bank robbery to timid and naive to give in to blackmail.
- Long blonde greasy hair
- Spotty
- Skinny
- Large glasses
- Can speak English
- He is a wimp and cowers away from the other members especially intimidated by
Jerome
- Disgusting teeth, yellow
- Bad Hygiene
Mysterious guy- the guy who gets everyone to do the robbery
- Never reveals his looks or name
- Long black jacket down to the feet
- Put's on a strange mask when he approaches his target.
- Actual name is dave
- Speaks with crookey voice
Jerome reason for doing the bank robbery
Jerome is doing some of his drug dealing his usual spot, he is then visited by some unexpected visitors who are his loan sharks, Jerome cannot give them the money so he gets beaten up
A fellow gangster walks up to Jerome.
Fellow Gangster: Hey man, you got da stuff?
Jerome: I got da stuff homie, you got da paper?
Jerome and his fellow gangster do a handshake, swapping the drugs and money. The fellow gangster struts away with his hands in his pockets looking suspicious.
Jerome sits down to dig in to his favourite meal. Chicken waffles and a drink of kool- aid. Unknowing to who is behind, three people from his loan shark
Loan sharks: Jerome, right?
Jerome: yeah, why the f**k you asking?
Still eating his food, Jerome stands up thinking he means business
Loan sharks: Cos' I'm here to collect the dough, you owe the boss.
Jerome manly stance turns into a one of a week person.
Jerome:, oh shit. Look man I'll get the money soon. Times have being hard man I need more time.
Loan sharks: Get the money quick or shit is gunna get real bad, you hear me?
The main loan shark clicks his fingers.
Loan sharks: Boy's take care of this fat f**k!
Two of the other loan sharks beat up Jerome. The loan sharks then leave Jerome badly beaten on the floor of the park. Jerome stands up and see's his food and drink still there and smiles.
Jerome: Motherf**ker's. At least I got my kool-aid.
Jerome picks himself up and recovers on the bench, the mysterious man approaches with his stupid mask on to hide his identity
M, Man: Sounds like you got a money problem.
Jerome looks at the M, Man and raises his upper lip and lowers his brow at this guys mask.
Jerome: Yeah man just a little one, what's with the f**ked up mask son, you are burnt victim?
Jerome finds himself absolutely hilarious and starts laughing in high pitched manner, but realises no reaction from the mysterious guy, and his reduces his laughter to nothing.
M,man: Quit the funny stuff, chubbs. I want you to do something for me and I am going to make you an offer you cannot refuse. Which will sort out your money problems and you will have a free supply of kool- aid.
Jerome's face lightens up.
Jerome: I'll do it man, I love f**king kool- aid. (High pitched shout)
M. Man: I want you to rob a bank.
Jerome: Rob a f**king bank, that's some mafia shit man, call me don Jerome.
M. Man: Well if you accept turn up to the local community centre tomorrow at noon.
M. Man walks away leaving Jerome stunned at the events of the day.
