A YOUNG COUPLE ARE SITTING IN THE LOUNGE ON CHAIRS BACK TO BACK
Greg:
I'm really sorry Euryale, but I think we should just call it a day.
Euryale:
Greg why are you doing this, I thought things were going so well. This hasn't got anything to do with me being a Gorgon has it?
Greg:
Of course not babe, it's just that we're not at the same stage of.. well I mean that we both want different.. Ok it does have quite alot to do with the Gorgon thing if I'm honest.
Euryale:
It never bothered you before.
Greg:
Of course it bothered me, I can't even look you directly in the face, that's no basis for any relationship even if you might want it to be.
Euryale:
But we're so good together Greg, you have to admit that the sex is amazing.
Greg:
That's true, at least once I realised that the snakes weren't poisonous. But that's not the point. As far as I am concerned this relationship has run it's course.
Euryale:
I'm hearing the words, but the back of your head is telling me a different story. I want you to look me in the face & tell me that you don't love me.
Greg:
We've been through this, I can't look at you directly as you will turn me to stone!
Euryale:
I won't. I promise.
Greg:
It doesn't work like that, I mean look at all your exes.
Euryale:
Don't you bring my exes into this.
Greg:
No I mean look at them, they're all still here. And they're all made of stone. See! I'm using Trevor as a drinks holder.
Euryale:
I think someone might be having a touch of the green eyed monster.
Greg:
Ok one quick touch & then I'm off.
Euryale:
Come on Greg! Is there nothing I can do to change your mind? What If I said that you can see other people.
Greg:
Euryale love. I can only see other people.
Euryale:
Ok then well there's nothing left to say! I think you should just phone yourself a taxi.
Greg:
Exactly what I was thinking.
GREG PULLS HOUSE BRICK OUT OF HIS POCKET.
Greg:
What have I told you about sending me picture messages?
