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I read the news today oh boy! Page 603

I'm numb to aesthetics.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 27 2011, 3:20 PM GMT

For the record, I'm not a f**king GP.. and earn far less than bla bla..

Then again, as I say, it's no-one's f**king business anyway.

Listen to this really slowly, so that you understand it:

IF you are an NHS employee, it's every taxpayer's f**king business what you earn. If you're private, do what you f**king like.

So.. do you work for the NHS? Don't tell me.. it's none of my effing etc. etc.

didn't some one buy you a toy robot? You might have more fun winding that up.

Wow, you're really rude.

Did he remove the wrong testicle or something?

he obviously left him one to type with.

I'm sorry so many people seem to have bad opinions on doctors and I wonder if these are based on real experiences or knee-jerk reactions ... I say this because I have a couple of friends who's immediate reaction to any new doctor is to say they're rubbish - don't know where this prejudice comes from. I would lick my GP's boots if required and dread he might retire in 10 years, because he's brilliant. As far as hospital doctors are concerned - many years ago when my younger son was very young, he had serious illness and spent a lot of time in hospital - therefore so did I. It was incredible the amount of time doctors at all levels, right up to consultant, spent on that ward. They practially lived there and were usually in evidence 7 days a week. I often wondered how they kept going, especially when they regularly dealt with dying children. I can't imagine any of them were being paid what they deserved.

Quote: sootyj @ December 27 2011, 3:57 PM GMT

What do you ern eh Timbo?

And as a civil servant I demand a cup of tea now!

I deleted my post before soots replied, but just so he does not appear entirely random, I will paraphrase my deleted post, the gist of which was that stylee was talking offensive bollocks.

Bloody pubic employees. All they do is sit around all day drinking tea. (I read that in the Express.)

Quote: Timbo @ December 27 2011, 4:04 PM GMT

Bloody pubic employees. All they do is sit around all day drinking tea. (I read that in the Express.)

Probably because they're a rather specialist group.

Quote: Timbo @ December 27 2011, 4:04 PM GMT

.. the gist of which was that stylee was talking offensive bollocks.

Huh? Who started with the "offensive bollocks"? Who said basically: "f**k the taxpayers.. it's none of their business how much of their money I earn.."

??

Civil servants and lice - there is not much to chose between them.

No, it's difficult to distinguish between them. I think that lice have a better pension.

Offensive doesn't just mean swearing. It also means posting in a needlessly confrontational and seemingly aggressive way.

Is there a "casting couch" process to "get" in this clique?

I'm not asking for me.. it's for my gran.

I've heard you have to a)send a begging letter to the All Powerful Clique Master, b)send him money, and c)not be a unconscionable twat.

Hence there are no members.

Quote: zooo @ December 24 2011, 3:18 PM GMT

*shrug*

How much is it each? Hardly anything I'd guess.

I suspect that thee royal estates pay more in tax in total, than is spent on the Royal family.

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