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Now on my way to Royal Leamington Spa.
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I update from me is last night while drunk my best friend tried to take my stand up note book off me I got sort of annoyed snapped and punched him quiet hard in the face with it so I'm currently hating myself at the moment .........
Take a standup's note book?
You should have killed him.
Micheal Macintyre did that, there's a video of him doing it on YouTube,
I think the thought may have gone through my head all I could think of was if anything happened to it not only is it some of my best material lost but it would be a lot of effort, time and work gone out the window. He only took it as a joke but he didn't know how much it meant to me.
Thing I'm questioning is why did I punch him with the book? My fist would have worked just fine and now my book is bloody bent where I hit him with it.
It had all the best punchlines
Smooth 
I once killed someone at a gig with a fractured skull.
I warned him I had hard hitting material.
Was going to take a break for a few days, instead I'm working on two scripts at the same time.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 27 2011, 2:35 PM GMTWas going to take a break for a few days, instead I'm working on two scripts at the same time.
Lucky old world. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 27 2011, 2:45 PM GMTLucky old world.
It let The Jesus die, it deserves every turd I squeeze out.
I think a neighbour is having a fancy dress party. Someone's been out in the backyard dressed as Spiderman.
If he got it for his Christmas, he has to wear it. Unless you saw the real Spiderman. 
I've seen someone else dressed as a bear out there now.
You sure you've not been at the brandy sauce again??
Robyn thinks that Chip's avatar is amazing.